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We have a volunteer for the soup kitchen. Turtle soup.
Thats going to leave a mark.
Tastes like chicken.
Natures way of saying“Get the fuck off my lawn”TMF Bert
Another bimbo learns that most animals are not like Disney's batch of big eyed fun loving song singing dancing around snuggly little companions variety. (Yes, the absence of commas in intentional)
Pretty embarrassing when your arm flap jiggles like a jellyfish.
That flabby skin looks like a jellyfish to the turtle. I reckon it sees better underwater.
Foreplay?
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We have a volunteer for the soup kitchen.
ReplyDeleteTurtle soup.
Thats going to leave a mark.
ReplyDeleteTastes like chicken.
ReplyDeleteNatures way of saying
ReplyDelete“Get the fuck off my lawn”
TMF Bert
Another bimbo learns that most animals are not like Disney's batch of big eyed fun loving song singing dancing around snuggly little companions variety. (Yes, the absence of commas in intentional)
ReplyDeletePretty embarrassing when your arm flap jiggles like a jellyfish.
ReplyDeleteThat flabby skin looks like a jellyfish to the turtle. I reckon it sees better underwater.
ReplyDeleteForeplay?
ReplyDelete