The evidence is clear: Mondays are a great hazard to life and limb. They must be abolished! I mean, if it saves just one life... Besides, think of the children!
yup, this guy musta gone to the same muffler shop I went to....don't ask me why they popped the hood to do a muffler.... and why they managed to not close it completely...surprise!!!
#1 happened to me. Had all my stuff in a 1970 Toyota Corolla. Met a west bound semi at the crest of a hill and sucked the hood up. That will give you a start. Was going to start over in another town. Lucky I kept going as it turned out to be the best move I ever made.
#5 - Spit take!
ReplyDeleteThe evidence is clear: Mondays are a great hazard to life and limb. They must be abolished! I mean, if it saves just one life... Besides, think of the children!
ReplyDeleteUsually get up at `6:20.
DeleteOpened one eye a 0500.
Next thing I know, it's 8:30.
Probably the best sleep I've had in a month.
I commend your excellent use of sarcasm. Cheers!
Delete#10 ¡Muy jodidamente borracho!
ReplyDeleteYes he was, and he's gonna feel it tomorrow.
DeleteThank you for expanding my Español vocabulary. I knew what a borracho was because that what Dean Martin was in the movie Rio Bravo.
DeleteNow I can say 'drunk' in Spanish with mucho gusto.
Also the name of a town in "The Great Race".
DeleteWhat's the red shit he fell into?
ReplyDeleteCranberries, I think.
DeleteAgree. That's how they're grown.
DeleteNo. That's how they're harvested. The field id flooded when time for harvest.
DeleteThats why you open the honey gate SLOW and stop at a quarter and then a half....
ReplyDelete#6 My grandpa always said that whatever runs out from the other pieces into the area where your piece came from was yours.
ReplyDeleteThe other iron clad rule was if you cut it, I get to choose first piece.
Delete#9 Both of them, hands to their mouths. I've always wondered why women do that. I doubt they know but all of them do it. It's just weird.
ReplyDeleteI don't know why women do it, but I do it to keep myself from screaming "OH FUCK!!!"
Delete#8. That must be a real Horsey Person, getting up on a bareback horse with BOOTS on and dancing! What a dumbass...
DeleteAgree. Hope after she got tossed, she got stepped on too. Boot heels dug into his spine, I coulda kicked her myself.
DeleteWide body looked first at the camera. That's a clue.
Delete#1 - Happened to me back in 1995.
ReplyDeleteyup, this guy musta gone to the same muffler shop I went to....don't ask me why they popped the hood to do a muffler.... and why they managed to not close it completely...surprise!!!
DeleteAs my late father said to me many times in my youth, "I hope to hell you learned something."
ReplyDelete#5 Neutral drop on a moped.
ReplyDelete#1 happened to me. Had all my stuff in a 1970 Toyota Corolla. Met a west bound semi at the crest of a hill and sucked the hood up. That will give you a start. Was going to start over in another town. Lucky I kept going as it turned out to be the best move I ever made.
ReplyDelete#6 That cake would be great on April Fool's Day.
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