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Friday, April 07, 2023

Getting drunk just by eating? Sign me the fuck up!

A Florida man spent years wondering why colleagues and coworkers questioned his alcohol consumption. He said he hadn't been drinking — especially with him working as a teacher and basketball coach — but was called into the principal's office on and off for several years.
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 7, 2023 at 4:53 AM

    First I’ve heard of something like this. Scary, since it sounds like “extreme blood alcohol levels can result”, and he could eat himself to death?

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  2. ÜberFisherApril 7, 2023 at 7:40 AM

    Bullshit. I need some proof of auto brewer syndrome. I have never believed this.

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  3. AnonymousApril 7, 2023 at 9:15 AM

    Good news - him not knowing of his condition, the requisite "intent" to find him guilty of DWI is absent, therefore = not guilty

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  4. Bright EyesApril 7, 2023 at 9:27 AM

    Had a good ol boy that gave out homemade chocolate figures every xmas. It was a woman with huge breasts. Bit the breasts and they were full of shine.

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  5. CraigApril 7, 2023 at 4:49 PM

    Sounds more like severe keto-acidosis from being an un-diagnosed diabetic.

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