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Friday, April 14, 2023

"Gimme all your Newports!"

CHICAGO — The Chicago Police Department sent out a community alert Sunday afternoon regarding businesses that were robbed by a group of armed men in Portage Park and Belmont Cragin. 

According to CPD, in two incidents, the group of offenders entered a store with black handguns and pointed them at the clerk, demanding cash and cigarettes.

4 comments:

  1. Well, at least they worked 'black' into the story.

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  2. Who been putting out their Kools on my carpet?!

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  3. See, even the gang bangers think FDE is ghey.

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  4. Well, if you got menthol cigarettes in your C rations, you'd immediately look towards a brother in order to trade.........:)

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