A first-class passenger on a Delta Air Lines flight is accused of getting drunk and forcing himself on a male flight attendant, kissing him on the neck, as well as breaking the tray and plate containing the captain's meal.
The passenger, David Alan Burk of Texas, is accused of causing a "level 2 security threat" with his unruly behavior on Delta flight 517 from Minneapolis to Anchorage, Alaska, according to court documents.
It's a story about base, disgusting, lewd, drunken homosexual behavior in public, so naturally they tell the story and publish a picture - of a wine glass.
I have what I call the "better off driving radius" which is the distance from my home within which it is better to avoid airports and airlines and just drive. It has grown to encompass most of the lower 48. "First Class" isn't really First Class, it's just a bunch of yahoos with mileage upgrades. The Flight Attendants hate everyone on sight. Coach is like being stuffed in kiddie chairs in a metal tube full of "The People of Wal Mart" candidates and their screaming kids. I could go on. End Of Rant.
I would have snapped if some dude did that to me. Like beat him to a bloody pulp snapped. Even if I was a male stewardess traveling all over the place spending all my time living a party life with stewardesses and pilots.
I got tossed out of a bar once because some flaming gay dude wearing a sash tried to kiss me on the mouth, and I responded by crashing my elbow right into his jaw with all my body weight behind it. The bouncer was super understanding and helped our whole group get out of there before any police showed up. This was 30 years ago when the world was less fucked than it is now.
Burk probably had a few before the flight and was blackout drunk after the first glass of wine at altitude.
ReplyDeleteGround him and No-Fly his butt if he isn't under arrest. Have fun paying for a rental car to get back to Minnesota, Asshole.
Also, no picture so Guess the Race.
It's a story about base, disgusting, lewd, drunken homosexual behavior in public, so naturally they tell the story and publish a picture - of a wine glass.
ReplyDeleteJust goes to show we need to get some serious, commonsense wine safety laws NOW!
DeleteI have what I call the "better off driving radius" which is the distance from my home within which it is better to avoid airports and airlines and just drive. It has grown to encompass most of the lower 48. "First Class" isn't really First Class, it's just a bunch of yahoos with mileage upgrades. The Flight Attendants hate everyone on sight. Coach is like being stuffed in kiddie chairs in a metal tube full of "The People of Wal Mart" candidates and their screaming kids. I could go on. End Of Rant.
ReplyDeleteWe've not flown since the tsa started groping folks.
ReplyDeleteBought an rv and drive anywhere we need to go
Ding ding ding ding!!!!!!
DeleteFuck them and their cheap thrills. Hope the airlines go broke.
I would have snapped if some dude did that to me. Like beat him to a bloody pulp snapped. Even if I was a male stewardess traveling all over the place spending all my time living a party life with stewardesses and pilots.
ReplyDeleteI got tossed out of a bar once because some flaming gay dude wearing a sash tried to kiss me on the mouth, and I responded by crashing my elbow right into his jaw with all my body weight behind it. The bouncer was super understanding and helped our whole group get out of there before any police showed up. This was 30 years ago when the world was less fucked than it is now.