A 58-year-old man described as an animal lover was killed Wednesday after he was apparently trying to rescue two dogs who were inside of a boarded up building in Southwest Detroit.
I knew a gal who wanted to rescue a seal from an aquarium. Most every night, the seal barked all through the night. Our heroine interpreted this as seal talk for, Help me!
Finally, she enlisted a coupla gals to help her liberate the pinniped. For her troubles (B&E, trespassing, malicious mischief, theft, loss of revenue, property damage) the reprobate bit her leg and hand. Her hand was quite nearly unsalvageable.
I knew a gal who wanted to rescue a seal from an aquarium. Most every night, the seal barked all through the night. Our heroine interpreted this as seal talk for, Help me!
ReplyDeleteFinally, she enlisted a coupla gals to help her liberate the pinniped. For her troubles (B&E, trespassing, malicious mischief, theft, loss of revenue, property damage) the reprobate bit her leg and hand. Her hand was quite nearly unsalvageable.
There are no more editors - no proof readers, no one gives a damn...
ReplyDeletech
The dude shoulda stuck to rescuing ants from his back yard
ReplyDeleteComments like this reveal so much about a person.
Delete58 is old enough to know better.
DeleteHe died of stupidity
ReplyDeleteThat is the most expedient and entertaining way to cleans it from the gene pool.
DeleteTMF Bert