HOUSTON - An arrest was made in north Harris County after a thief reportedly tried to buy two vehicles at a luxury car dealership with someone else's identity.
He actually had a Maserati salesman talk to him? Most car salesmen size up the prospect in 5 seconds and decide whether or not they are going buy today and if not, walk away. Someone saw this dude and spent time trying to run a credit check? Must have been a slow day on the lot.
Saw his/her photo. I didn't know Flip "Geraldine Jones" Wilson was still alive.
ReplyDeleteRace misappropriation too as blondes aren't inherent in the 'melanin rich' population.
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He actually had a Maserati salesman talk to him? Most car salesmen size up the prospect in 5 seconds and decide whether or not they are going buy today and if not, walk away. Someone saw this dude and spent time trying to run a credit check? Must have been a slow day on the lot.
ReplyDeleteGeraldine was better looking.
ReplyDeleteIt might have got away with one Maserati, but two ? Moral : don't be greedy.
ReplyDeleteMeth is a helluva thing.
ReplyDelete---So's melanin---
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