NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WKRN) — A local National Guard member is facing federal charges after he reportedly sent his resume to a website called “Rent-A-Hitman.”
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His resume also stated that he was a “Marksman Expert, awarded for not missing a single bullseye on all of the targets and for shooting expert with 2 (or more) weapons,” the complaint said.
What is it with these junior enlisted ANG airmen? Taking selfies while in uniforms that are ill fitted an not worn properly, they look like Sad Sacks of shit while larping through military service.
back in 76, we "hosted" a guard unit from somewhere. anyway. all they wanted to do was drink beer and fish. so much for water borne ops training ! a great time on the land between the lakes that summer. their military gear was so-so. but their fishing gear and coolers where top shelf !
The new ANG slogan "We terminate more targets by 9am than most Sopranos wack all day"...He has now joined the ranks of the "made" guard members. Someday he hopes to be a Lieutenant and Cappo. Badda Bing, Badda Boom!
Of course, it depends on the Guard unit. I don’t know about infantry, but we have an Air Force Guard unit of para rescue that get quite a workout each year. JFM
We worked with a National Guard unit from Kentucky, if I recall, during an NTC rotation in the late ‘90s. Their battalion commander was also the mayor of the nearest town, which sort of said it all.
What is it with these junior enlisted ANG airmen? Taking selfies while in uniforms that are ill fitted an not worn properly, they look like Sad Sacks of shit while larping through military service.
ReplyDeleteThey are a direct reflection of their leadership.
Deleteback in 76, we "hosted" a guard unit from somewhere. anyway. all they wanted to do was drink beer and fish. so much for water borne ops training !
ReplyDeletea great time on the land between the lakes that summer. their military gear was so-so. but
their fishing gear and coolers where top shelf !
Was their Sgt named Bilko?
DeleteNo, Sgt. Bilko worked full time in the motor pool.
DeleteThe new ANG slogan "We terminate more targets by 9am than most Sopranos wack all day"...He has now joined the ranks of the "made" guard members. Someday he hopes to be a Lieutenant and Cappo. Badda Bing, Badda Boom!
ReplyDeleteOf course, it depends on the Guard unit. I don’t know about infantry, but we have an Air Force Guard unit of para rescue that get quite a workout each year.
ReplyDeleteJFM
Into every LT or NCO life drips at least one cretin who should never have been allowed out of boot camp.
ReplyDeleteWe worked with a National Guard unit from Kentucky, if I recall, during an NTC rotation in the late ‘90s. Their battalion commander was also the mayor of the nearest town, which sort of said it all.
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