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Wednesday, April 26, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

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26 comments:

  1. Stealing most. Tunes/car temp/bad directions - at least bad directions ended w GPS….

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    1. Had a '70 Ford back in the day. Tunes were located upper left corner of the instrument panel, way out of reach for any passenger. Daddy's car, daddy picks the (AM)radio station.

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    2. FCC and auto makers want to end AM radio. Some new cars won't have AM and FCC wants to regulate it out of business. After all why would they care about a large source of conservative talk radio?

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  2. #1 If I heard someone say that about me I'd look at the kid and say "Yes, and we have cake and ice cream for breakfast at my house."

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    1. Where I say, "Yeah kids taste delicious for breakfast."

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  3. If you're gonna fill the dishwasher you gotta take down the yoga pants.

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    1. So that you can fill the dishwasher loader...? :-)

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  4. #1: I'll gladly go into the Blues Brothers "sell me your children" bit if this ever happens to me. Not that I've ever seen anything remotely like this at a Walmart or anywhere else.

    #10: Dishwashers come with instructions, and every one I've ever seen has illustrations. It's amazing how I can show them to a female and she still is just incapable of putting stuff in the correct spot in the dishwasher. Same with how she can load it up with twice as many things as it can hold, and then throw a full on tantrum when nothing gets clean.

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    1. and then rerun the same load 3 or 4 times trying to get things clean.

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  5. #10 I see a manual dishwasher loading an automatic dishwasher
    Backwoods Okie

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    1. You, sir, have clear vision.
      --Tennessee Budd

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    2. I see a dishwasher/sandwich maker/clothes washer. Could be many other things. Why limit your observations?

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  6. 6 needs more context.
    Was he sucking dick for business or pleasure?
    And if the former, did he have any meaningful advancement up the corporate ladder?
    -lg

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    1. From the move"Head Office":
      You're just screwing your way to the top.
      I'd be an idiot if I was screwing my way to the bottom.
      See Harris, Kamala for further context although I doubt she's sucked a hundred dicks. A thousand? May. A million? Likely.

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    2. That's why she's a giggling fool, she's not used to not having something in her mouth.

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  7. #1 In a firm voice I tell the kid to be quiet. The brat looks at me (knowing I meant them, I guess) then the 'adult' looks at me. I hold my gaze upon the tyrant for a bit longer then glower at the 'adult'.
    This has worked without fail.
    The 'adult' dares not to start up with me. If she runs out of the store in a huff more the better.

    #10 In remodeling my kitchen I put in more shelving, leaving no space for the dishwasher appliance. So many problems magically disappeared. But a new problem cropped up. The roommate who was supposed to be my wife took it upon herself to reorganize the dirty dishes as I was washing them.

    (I prefer handwashing. They are guarenteed to be clean. And after a day at work, soaking my hands in hot water felt good.)

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    1. Washing dishes is the one household chore I truly enjoy. It relaxes the hell out of me.

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    2. Yep, know what you mean. Walked into a supermarket one day and immediately heard a kid pitching a fit. Shopped a couple of aisles and came upon the mom and bellicose child.

      Kid was a overly large 5-6 year old and apparently had Mom's genes. She was trying desperately trying to negotiate a treaty by offering concessions. Cookies at home. movies, etc.

      "If he were mine I'd tan his hide," said I.

      "How dare you," said she.

      " ", said the child, looking at me with huge eyes.

      "Seems to have gotten his attention," I said with a shrug.

      "Wait until get you home," she sternly said to her little boy.

      I like to think that I saved a young man's life that day. He'd be in his twenties about now. I hope he is making something of his life.

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    3. Same with me, I enjoy washing dinner even after I cooked it.

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    4. Two people don't need a machine to do dishes, ours went to the curb a few years ago
      Daryl

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    5. Tantrum child. This is the one I always think of
      https://youtu.be/c_0bhT98g9Y

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  8. My mother used to say, I'll sell to the gypsies.

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  9. #10 - As an old fart, all I can say is that I'd still bend her over that dishwasher and give her the best 30 seconds of my life and then yell at her for leaning on the top rack! That shit ain't cheap to fix!

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  10. #7...You wouldn't make it 2 notes into the song and you would get a boot to the face and sail out the passenger window.

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  11. #4- Going into the guest bathroom at my house.

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  12. I hate washing dishes by hand but happily load the dishwasher. That may or may not be a euphemism.

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