I was going to say the girl has already spotted the danger, long before the guy. Now she’s got the jump on him to get his true reaction before he has a chance to hide it.
I think women have a special ability to spot other women who threaten their bond. It must have gotten pretty ugly on n the old days. Nice, nice ass tho. And hair.
Big ass? Ghettopotamous is a big ass. That's just a deluxe model. Likely nice babymakers. Not for everyone. Pass her over here for a closer inspection.
So why does the guy at the eyewash station (OSHA approved) have a dark hand on each shoulder while bent over like I'm told happens at the proctologist's office?
11) I may have mentioned in these comments before that I actually know Dr. Rick Brinkmann who is the co-author of that book. My company sent to one of his seminars for some reason. Having said that, the book is actually useful and funny at the same time. Just FYI Dr. Rick's mom and her sister were child prisoners in a twin study in Aushwitz when there were liberated by the Allies. He said it gave her some perspective when other so called problems came up in life.
19) Yes I have. It was a signature move when I was young but twice as big as everyone my age.
#16 - my aunt tried to convince my grandmother that her husband had that recessive gene, and tried to convince her husband that our family had it.
No, she just had an affair at work. The cousin is 20 now and takes afterhis sperm donor - ie in and out of trouble likely to end up shot in the back by a fellow back.
#20: Netflix's latest "adaptation" of Cleopatra has her as black, when in reality she was of Macedonian Greek descent. Her son by Julius Caesar had blonde hair. This would be the opposite of #16 if she was black.
During an interview, I usually will ask "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?". One guy said "I'll have your job". Well, gee. I kinda like my job, thank you very much.
I was bouncing a bar back in the day when an asshole swung on me. I hit him the forehead so hard his head snapped back and broke the nose of his partner hiding behind him. Don't do that shit no mo. Took two weeks for the swelled knuckles to normalize. We actually wound up being good buds.
#2 - I have personal experience with that one. Over 30 years ago, back when my then girlfriend now wife were dating, we were walking along the road near the beach on the sidewalk when a single woman about a block ahead crossed the street to our side, deliberately putting herself in our path. She had her 'wares' out and wanted for me to notice her, Halter top and shorts.
I didn't rise to the bait, instead turning my face to my girlfriend and talking intently. After we had passed each other, my wife glanced back with narrowed eyes, whispering the word 'bitch'. I don't know why some women have it in for each other so much.
#2 - Disgusting! The American fascination with enormous asses is repulsive.
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Biden was elected president.....
DeleteNo he wasn't, and 9nly some folks are obsessed with giant asses. Mostly democrats.
DeleteNothing wrong with big bottoms, boys.
DeleteMy thoughts exactly.
DeleteI don't like big asses atall. If she is single, how big do you think it will grow once married? I predict twice that size and probably more.
DeleteI was going to say the girl has already spotted the danger, long before the guy. Now she’s got the jump on him to get his true reaction before he has a chance to hide it.
DeleteI think women have a special ability to spot other women who threaten their bond. It must have gotten pretty ugly on n the old days. Nice, nice ass tho. And hair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0
Delete(Although yes, I agree - too much tusch there...)
Who said anything about "married," Bright Eyes?
DeleteBig ass? Ghettopotamous is a big ass. That's just a deluxe model. Likely nice babymakers. Not for everyone. Pass her over here for a closer inspection.
DeleteDepends what you're gonna do with/to it.
DeleteCoal burner. Arty
DeleteOkay, I give up. I cannot get #6
ReplyDeleteTry googling "Why were chainsaws invented?"
DeleteThank you kind sir
DeleteSo why does the guy at the eyewash station (OSHA approved) have a dark hand on each shoulder while bent over like I'm told happens at the proctologist's office?
DeleteEEEWWWWWW!!!
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oh.....fudge....
DeleteJESUS CHRIST! I need a drink right now! 😆
DeleteI know, huh?
DeleteWish I hadn’t….
DeleteWow. Now that would be a good question for jeopardy.
Delete9. That was the charcoal?
ReplyDeleteI thought that was the cutlet.
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Only if the letters on your bottle of steak sauce reads A1DS, not A1.
Delete11) I may have mentioned in these comments before that I actually know Dr. Rick Brinkmann who is the co-author of that book. My company sent to one of his seminars for some reason. Having said that, the book is actually useful and funny at the same time. Just FYI Dr. Rick's mom and her sister were child prisoners in a twin study in Aushwitz when there were liberated by the Allies. He said it gave her some perspective when other so called problems came up in life.
ReplyDelete19) Yes I have. It was a signature move when I was young but twice as big as everyone my age.
yep
Delete"Rick's mom and her sister were child prisoners in a twin study in Aushwitz when there were liberated by the Allies."
DeleteGives you some perspective on your problems: "I couldn't get the good guacamole and had to settle for the store brand."
#16 - my aunt tried to convince my grandmother that her husband had that recessive gene, and tried to convince her husband that our family had it.
ReplyDeleteNo, she just had an affair at work. The cousin is 20 now and takes afterhis sperm donor - ie in and out of trouble likely to end up shot in the back by a fellow back.
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#12: You can bet that ain't a Bud Light Al is hoisting
ReplyDeleteDinah Shore had a black kid. The father was white. Surprised her.
ReplyDeleteMs. Shore had multiple affairs in her life, and she was knocked up by a black.
DeleteSo not so much of Dinah might but Dinah did ...
Delete#20: Netflix's latest "adaptation" of Cleopatra has her as black, when in reality she was of Macedonian Greek descent. Her son by Julius Caesar had blonde hair. This would be the opposite of #16 if she was black.
ReplyDeleteDuring an interview, I usually will ask "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?". One guy said "I'll have your job". Well, gee. I kinda like my job, thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteI was bouncing a bar back in the day when an asshole swung on me. I hit him the forehead so hard his head snapped back and broke the nose of his partner hiding behind him. Don't do that shit no mo. Took two weeks for the swelled knuckles to normalize. We actually wound up being good buds.
ReplyDelete#2 - I have personal experience with that one. Over 30 years ago, back when my then girlfriend now wife were dating, we were walking along the road near the beach on the sidewalk when a single woman about a block ahead crossed the street to our side, deliberately putting herself in our path. She had her 'wares' out and wanted for me to notice her, Halter top and shorts.
ReplyDeleteI didn't rise to the bait, instead turning my face to my girlfriend and talking intently. After we had passed each other, my wife glanced back with narrowed eyes, whispering the word 'bitch'. I don't know why some women have it in for each other so much.
#19 - Scene from the Wanderers - Great movie!
ReplyDelete#2: Not gonna lie, the first thought that popped into my head was "you need to lose at least 20 pounds." Chunky thighs are such a turn-off.
ReplyDelete#10: I hate carolers with a passion.
#16: When the lady on the right gets a black eye from her "recessive gene" they need to retake this photo.