GAINESVILLE, Ga. - Police believe two suspects who were found dead at a power substation in Gainesville were electrocuted during an attempt to steal something.
Well come on now, with energy prices high as they are, if you can steal the copper with the power still in it it'll be worth a small fortune.
Financial difficulties can be a source of high tension. And since they failed to get the cash, I guess they'll have to charge next month's electric bill.
Physics professor: "Atomic structure is comprised of four parts; protons, neutrons, electrons, and homotrons" Me: "Err....what's a homotron?" Professor: "That's the part that blows fuses."
I'm SHOCKED!
ReplyDeleteOr maybe they're Antifa.
ReplyDeleteThey self-identified as electrons.
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Turned out they were morons..
DeleteThey were told that hot copper would get double the price of cold copper.
ReplyDeleteWell come on now, with energy prices high as they are, if you can steal the copper with the power still in it it'll be worth a small fortune.
DeleteFinancial difficulties can be a source of high tension. And since they failed to get the cash, I guess they'll have to charge next month's electric bill.
Damn No pictures.........a story with a good ending should have pictures.
ReplyDeleteJust think of the squirrel and the breaker panel...
DeleteOver in a flash...=D
ReplyDeleteThey finally found their lives grounded....
ReplyDeleteThey got amped up on something they couldn't shake.
ReplyDeleteCarbon neutral now?
ReplyDeleteFrank G
Sounds like they were positive.
ReplyDeletePhysics professor: "Atomic structure is comprised of four parts; protons, neutrons, electrons, and homotrons"
ReplyDeleteMe: "Err....what's a homotron?"
Professor: "That's the part that blows fuses."
Hilarious!!!
DeleteAnd found out their potential.
ReplyDeleteI knew a guy years ago that tried to save a kitten in a substation and got electrocuted!
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing what some men will do for for a little pussy.
DeleteThat's because little pussy is so much cuter.
Deletei think it would be useful to make the unedited results of an event like this public.
ReplyDeleteEvery time someone dies in Gainesville chances are very high it was a liberal. I'm smiling man.
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