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Friday, April 07, 2023

Well, that's shocking as hell

GAINESVILLE, Ga. - Police believe two suspects who were found dead at a power substation in Gainesville were electrocuted during an attempt to steal something.
-Dave

21 comments:

  1. They self-identified as electrons.
    /JZ

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    1. Turned out they were morons..

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  2. They were told that hot copper would get double the price of cold copper.

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    1. Well come on now, with energy prices high as they are, if you can steal the copper with the power still in it it'll be worth a small fortune.

      Financial difficulties can be a source of high tension. And since they failed to get the cash, I guess they'll have to charge next month's electric bill.

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  3. Damn No pictures.........a story with a good ending should have pictures.

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    1. Just think of the squirrel and the breaker panel...

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  4. They finally found their lives grounded....

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  5. They got amped up on something they couldn't shake.

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  6. Carbon neutral now?
    Frank G

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  7. Sounds like they were positive.

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  8. Physics professor: "Atomic structure is comprised of four parts; protons, neutrons, electrons, and homotrons"
    Me: "Err....what's a homotron?"
    Professor: "That's the part that blows fuses."

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  9. And found out their potential.

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  10. I knew a guy years ago that tried to save a kitten in a substation and got electrocuted!

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    1. It's amazing what some men will do for for a little pussy.

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    2. That's because little pussy is so much cuter.

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  11. i think it would be useful to make the unedited results of an event like this public.

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  12. Every time someone dies in Gainesville chances are very high it was a liberal. I'm smiling man.

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