PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A Florida man is accused of torturing and then fatally stabbing a blue heron, an endangered species, in front of children, authorities said.
I lived there for about 5 years. It's a beautiful place with a bunch of weird inbreds! The women are very attractive with 5 kids and 4 baby daddies. Travel there at your own risk!
I WISH blue herons were endangered. But unfortunately they’re not. At least weekly I’ve got one of them trying to help themselves to a $50 Koi lunch. ProTip for fishpond keepers - Conibear #1 leghold traps work for others besides coyotes… they’re nice and quiet, and Big Bird will be waiting patiently on you all day for you to deal with him.
I lived there for about 5 years. It's a beautiful place with a bunch of weird inbreds! The women are very attractive with 5 kids and 4 baby daddies. Travel there at your own risk!
ReplyDeleteBlue Heron is an endangered species?
ReplyDeleteNot even close to being endangered. The Great Blue Heron is listed as ¨least concern¨ on the conservation endangered list.
DeleteWhere I live in upstate NY they´re all over the place.
Hiker Mike
The feces species strikes again!
ReplyDeleteI WISH blue herons were endangered. But unfortunately they’re not. At least weekly I’ve got one of them trying to help themselves to a $50 Koi lunch. ProTip for fishpond keepers - Conibear #1 leghold traps work for others besides coyotes… they’re nice and quiet, and Big Bird will be waiting patiently on you all day for you to deal with him.
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