Shit, I leave that asshole dog Jack inside for 4-5 hours at a stretch at least once a week when we're visiting Lisa's folks or if she has a doctor's appointment. Never had any damage to the blinds or anything else in the house.
All my dogs are left inside alone. I've left meat on the counter tops defrosting and it's not touched, ever. Sometimes I've been away longer than I expected. I'd rush home to let them out to do their duty. Open the door and say ok and they would/will look at me with sad eyes. You didnt' say hello and pet me. Give em a pet and say ok and they are headed for the woods like a rocket. That has always been my experience with dogs.
Same with all my dogs, even that asshole dog Jack. He's never touched anything left on the counter whether we're home or not. If I'm out shopping I can leave him in the truck with a bag full of meat while I go into another store and he won't touch it. He's surprisingly well mannered for being such a dick.
#2: If this happened where I live, it would probably be meth related. Stopping for such people might be the lawful thing to do, but it's not the safe thing to do.
#3: Whoever on the left gave the skateboard that little nudge...you're the hero we need.
#6: You can usually tell when somebody's never done that before.
#10: It's no wonder I'm paranoid and on alert at gas stations.
I am guessing that #8 couldn't have done that on purpose if he tried 100 times. I was actually impressed!!! It's nice to see someone that actually has a good sense of humor and can laugh at himself.
#2: "Cocaine is a helluva drug..."
ReplyDelete#10 should be beaten within an inch of their life.
ReplyDeleteI would say an inch more.
DeleteTerry is right. Or one inch beyond that to be sure.
DeleteThat is a body that should never be found.
DeleteTied up & cremated alive, though that might be too quick.
Delete#4. Blinds suck and that's what you get for leaving a dog like that indoors....
ReplyDeleteShit, I leave that asshole dog Jack inside for 4-5 hours at a stretch at least once a week when we're visiting Lisa's folks or if she has a doctor's appointment. Never had any damage to the blinds or anything else in the house.
DeleteThe cat set him up.
Deleteit's the cats fault, he told the dog there was a treat behind the blinds.
DeleteAll my dogs are left inside alone. I've left meat on the counter tops defrosting and it's not touched, ever. Sometimes I've been away longer than I expected. I'd rush home to let them out to do their duty. Open the door and say ok and they would/will look at me with sad eyes. You didnt' say hello and pet me. Give em a pet and say ok and they are headed for the woods like a rocket. That has always been my experience with dogs.
DeleteSame with all my dogs, even that asshole dog Jack. He's never touched anything left on the counter whether we're home or not.
DeleteIf I'm out shopping I can leave him in the truck with a bag full of meat while I go into another store and he won't touch it.
He's surprisingly well mannered for being such a dick.
#1 Soon to be known as "Lefty".
ReplyDeleteNo, he knows what he's doing.
DeleteMy dog has full run of the house as well and nothing is destroyed EVER
ReplyDelete#3 should take two Tide-Pods and walk it off...
ReplyDelete#2: If this happened where I live, it would probably be meth related. Stopping for such people might be the lawful thing to do, but it's not the safe thing to do.
ReplyDelete#3: Whoever on the left gave the skateboard that little nudge...you're the hero we need.
#6: You can usually tell when somebody's never done that before.
#10: It's no wonder I'm paranoid and on alert at gas stations.
You don't have to grow up in a family of alcoholics to know to point the cork in a safe direction
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It's not letting me sign in with google. It seems to take, but then says "Unable to sign in to comment."
ReplyDeleteYet here you are commenting.....
Delete#1 My thought was any man that gives him shit while he has a knife in his hands is brain dead. He's got his shit in one bag for sure.
ReplyDelete"Gee officer, I didn't see him until it was too late. That's an impressive amount of blood, do all head wounds bleed like that?"
ReplyDeleteI am guessing that #8 couldn't have done that on purpose if he tried 100 times. I was actually impressed!!! It's nice to see someone that actually has a good sense of humor and can laugh at himself.
ReplyDeleteSo what did that gal in #10 do to set that off? I can't tell.
ReplyDeleteFlicked her Bic.
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