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Friday, May 19, 2023

I will keep that in mind, thank you very much

Here is a tip for perverts everywhere: 

If you are planning to masturbate while watching a porno on your phone while at your apartment complex’s outdoor pool, do not connect your device to a Bluetooth speaker because amplified moaning will bring unwanted attention.

4 comments:

  1. Heh. He lives at “The Palms”

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  2. "He lives at “The Palms” Right or Left?

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  3. Always lock the door. Even when you're at home alone. Lock the door.

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  4. I hate when that happens...

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