Deputies made a peculiar discovery after a required body scan of an arrestee revealed a foreign object inside his anal cavity.
Lt. Jeff Holt, assistant jail commander of operations at the La Porte County Jail in Indiana, was assisting deputies on May 17 when one of the people arrested refused to have his body scan taken.
try working 3rd shift in any big city hospital. you would not believe what some people do to themselves or the stories they tell trying to explain it too. dave in pa.
Great...now they let badgemonkeys with the IQ of turnips radiate people ad lib and at will.
ReplyDeleteOh hell, they've been doing X-rays on people at jail intake for years now.
Deletetry working 3rd shift in any big city hospital. you would not believe what some people do to themselves or the stories they tell trying to explain it too. dave in pa.
ReplyDeleteEmergency Room Nurse: "Nothing goes up your ass by accident."
DeleteWell here's a possible exception -
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJAMua8J_94
I’m guessing, he wanted to make a scrapbook of his time in prison?
ReplyDeleteOr maybe he’s seen the “Shawshank Redemption”.
What a "cut up"
ReplyDeletescissoring, eh?.... just a case of a lesbian trapped in a dude's body.
ReplyDeleteI hope his momma told him it wouldn't be safe for him to run with.... never mind...
ReplyDeleteHe could really “cut one” —— sorry, had to
ReplyDeletemaybe he was practicing to perform a colonoscopy, y'know, gotta cut those polyps out...
ReplyDeleteConcealed carry at a new level:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.guns.com/news/2013/09/04/derringer-stashed-inmates-rectum-brings-new-meaning-term-pocket-pistol