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Wednesday, May 03, 2023

Man, he fucked that up from start to finish

LOMBARD, Ill. - Bond has been set for a Chicago man accused of attempting to rob a Lombard gas station at gunpoint Monday afternoon.

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  1. They don't catch the smart ones. However, it is Shitcongo, so his original $100k bond will likely be dropped and he will soon be back on the street refining his craft.

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  2. He be black The incident reminds me of the blonde who had a panic attack when she descovered she was locked out of a convertable with the top down.

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  3. Under the circumstances Jaedan, it's quite alright to break your own car window.
    Daryl

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  4. Typical shitcago democrap voter I would think, light on the brains and almost as light in the feet. Just another drain on we the taxpayer.
    I sleep well at night knowing we have limitless funds to charitably give to support their lifelong endeavors. (Sarcasm)

    TMF Bert

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  5. I live in Lombard. DuPage County will lock him up! Since Lombard is in the news, one of my heros is from Lombard: Ted Kaczynski LOL. He liked mail-in voting.

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