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Tuesday, May 09, 2023

Meanwhile, in Arkansas...

In a bizarre story out of Arkansas, authorities allege that a now-former mortuary employee stole a staggering array of body parts from her job and subsequently sold them online to a macabre collector. A newly unsealed federal indictment reportedly asserts that Candace Chapman Scott literally took her work at the Arkansas Central Mortuary Services home with her in the form of 20 boxes containing various human organs and limbs.
-Carlos

4 comments:

  1. Planned "Parenthood" declined to comment...

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  2. Pic of her "client" sheesh

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  3. https://am22.mediaite.com/lc/cnt/uploads/2023/04/Jeremy-Pauley-via-Cumberland-County-District-Attorneys-Office.png

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  4. High Tech RedneckMay 9, 2023 at 10:56 PM

    One fine day funeral director Smith received the body of Schwartz, rumored to have a 12" dick. Upon examination he found this to be true and removed the member, placing it in a shoe box to show some of his friends that Schwartz was indeed telling them the truth all along.
    Arriving home later that evening he called to his wife "Honey, you'll never guess what I found at work today." As he opened the box and she looked inside she yelled "Oh my God, Schwartz is dead!!"

    HTR

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