NEW YORK - Bondi, an 8-month-old toy poodle, had just returned from a walk when he began stumbling. His head wobbled and soon he could barely stand, so his owner, Colleen Briggs, rushed him to the vet.
The good doctor quickly made a diagnosis: Bondi was stoned.
Yeah, no, thats something I noticed when I moved down to TN 8 years ago?
ReplyDeleteUp in NY you always saved your roaches. Hell, re-rolling the roach weed knocked you on your fucking ass after 2 puffs!
Thats a modern, or a southern thing...
Damn sure not a Southern thing, at least not to broke-ass rednecks born in the 60s.
DeleteTalk about flaunting your wealth--if you don't keep roaches, that's White (or whatever) privilege!
--Tennessee Budd
If you've never seen a dog litteraly ripped, it's something to see. My Doberman started walking funny, kinda tripping, wasn't lifting her feet, shortly after that, she couldn't stand. I was thinking poison, took her to the vet. They told me it's become a common occurrence. Man, was she wasted. All the weed I smoked over the years never hit like edibles. My one experience with them, I don't think I moved for 4-5 hours.
ReplyDeleteFuck slo joe biden!
Almost forgot...
It's something I'm seeing more and more of. At least three so far this year and we're only 5 months in. Most are the dogs getting into owners stash. But two of my patients picked stuff up from the ground outside. Turns out I have a few clients that live in downtown Atlanta. About 70 miles away. Both dogs it appeared, got into marijuana. I've had to warn them that if they get into harder stuff, the condition may be less entertaining and more dire.
ReplyDeleteI remember running into a Stone Pony in Asbury Park back in the 70's, but a buzzed beagle? Nope.
ReplyDeleteI only had a Stone Fox teaching one class in college.
DeleteA college friend's chesapeake bay retriever snarfed up a chunk of hash; same result :)
ReplyDeleteEx's cat used to come arunning when we'd fire one up.
ReplyDeleteGet right up in your face til it was done.