Had a mtn house 20 minutes west of there off the Blue Ridge Parkway. This is run of the mill for Watauga County. BTW, Doc Watson lived his whole life in Deep Gap.
"Apparently cows do not want suspected criminals loitering in their pasture and quickly assisted our officers by leading them directly to where the suspect was hiding," police said in a press release.
Top Ten Reasons to Defund the Popo and replace them with our Bovine Buddies! 1) They're smarter, 2) They can't write speeding tickets, don't hide in unmarked vehicles, command trailers, or MRaps 3) don't perform no-knock raids at midnight, 4) don't shoot dogs when trespassing on private property, 5) don't worry about going home safe at night after doing their jobs, 6) don't know of one yet that collects a pension, 7) don't sleep in donut shop parking or vacant lots while on duty, 8) they don't collude with any feral ABC departments, 9) don't confiscate drugs from busts and resell to the public, AND 10) they all agree that George Floyd was a drug addict POS, and that BLM is a commie plot started by the FBI/deepstate oBammy US traitors.
I suppose it would have been funnier if it had been pigs instead of cows.
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Had a mtn house 20 minutes west of there off the Blue Ridge Parkway. This is run of the mill for Watauga County. BTW, Doc Watson lived his whole life in Deep Gap.
ReplyDelete"Apparently cows do not want suspected criminals loitering in their pasture and quickly assisted our officers by leading them directly to where the suspect was hiding," police said in a press release.
ReplyDeleteHow do they feel about vegans?
At least the cows were smart enough to know where the speeder was. Greta Thornburg is wrong, cows can do more than make methane gas.
ReplyDeleteTop Ten Reasons to Defund the Popo and replace them with our Bovine Buddies!
ReplyDelete1) They're smarter,
2) They can't write speeding tickets, don't hide in unmarked vehicles, command trailers, or MRaps
3) don't perform no-knock raids at midnight,
4) don't shoot dogs when trespassing on private property,
5) don't worry about going home safe at night after doing their jobs,
6) don't know of one yet that collects a pension,
7) don't sleep in donut shop parking or vacant lots while on duty,
8) they don't collude with any feral ABC departments,
9) don't confiscate drugs from busts and resell to the public,
AND
10) they all agree that George Floyd was a drug addict POS, and that BLM is a commie plot started by the FBI/deepstate oBammy US traitors.