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Friday, May 19, 2023

The bat may have been overkill...

UTICA, NY — A Utica woman was arrested after allegedly dumping hot stew on a man causing severe burns, police said.

In the early hours of May 5, police responded to a residence on Court Street in Utica where they met with a man who said he and a woman had gotten into an argument. During the argument, the woman grabbed a crock pot of stew and dumped it over the man's head. The man sustained severe burns to his head and body, police said.

6 comments:

  1. Ban assault crockpots! MartyB

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  2. Lady, that might be the Congo technique but in America you're supposed to tenderize the meat before cooking it.

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  3. The man who got the stew is lucky he wasn't "gritted". That is usually punishment meted out by black women when their man _________________________ and they want to inflict pain in or near the kitchen.

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  4. So the bastards have move up from Liberty St. Court St used to be fine old homes. Liberty was the fuckin Congo.

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  5. Thy will get my crockpot when they pry it from my cold stiff hands! Seriously, "She has been charged with assault and criminal possession of a weapon.", what the fracks up w/that?

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  6. I've been offered possum stew before. Not in that that way though...

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