#15 - I wasn't on a diet, I was dying. I've done this twice now. It was more fun the first time because I was only 36. This recent time fucking sucked.
#16 is not funny. I left 6 .22LR in my backpack once just before travelling. I got a full hour of pat down search, cavity search, X-ray, stern warning from the security guys not to be such a dolt ever, ever again.
They let me go but, of course, then my wife started. Not a good day.
I did #16 at the Port Authority in NYFC, but "only" had a loaded mag in my carry on. Good times, good times. Had to get a liar to get it expunged, but that cost more than the cruise.
#13 here I am clicking the pic and trying to zoom in…..and then it hits, hard! Ya prick, got me dam good on that one haha! Hope you and Lisa have a great day.
All of you who laughed at #20 are sick, and you are my people.
ReplyDeleteMembers of the tribe recognize one another by their snicker.
Delete--Tennessee Budd
Classic Ken, thanks for the laugh...
ReplyDeleteI tried pulling that with my son. He shook his head and switched movies to the Wizard of Oz.
ReplyDelete#12 - who stole jesus' cigarettes?
ReplyDelete#15 - I wasn't on a diet, I was dying. I've done this twice now. It was more fun the first time because I was only 36. This recent time fucking sucked.
#18 - sign me up!
#20 - funny....awful, but funny.
#2: Both are keepers. The bottle ain't Bud Light.
ReplyDelete#16 is not funny. I left 6 .22LR in my backpack once just before travelling. I got a full hour of pat down search, cavity search, X-ray, stern warning from the security guys not to be such a dolt ever, ever again.
ReplyDeleteThey let me go but, of course, then my wife started. Not a good day.
I did #16 at the Port Authority in NYFC, but "only" had a loaded mag in my carry on. Good times, good times. Had to get a liar to get it expunged, but that cost more than the cruise.
ReplyDelete# 20 You should KNOW better than to mes with the Anus Sore US
ReplyDelete#18 Gets your head in a leg scissors and snaps it in two like a piece of balsa wood.
ReplyDelete#13 here I am clicking the pic and trying to zoom in…..and then it hits, hard! Ya prick, got me dam good on that one haha! Hope you and Lisa have a great day.
ReplyDeleteDrew in Michigan