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Thursday, May 18, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

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16 comments:

  1. And that's how 20 became 18.
    - WDS

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  2. # 17 Well I'll be go to hell!

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  3. #10 fashion tip how to hide from feds. Also, leave your cell phone at home.

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  4. 11) If you have not been in Catholic School and heard a nun shouting your full name including your middle name across the playground then you have not known fear.

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  5. 12 sounds familiar!

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    1. At AT&T, providing high priced shitty service and pissing off their customers are features, not defects. They suck, and there is no redeeming them. The rest of you have been warned.

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  7. John was so high up in the Rockies he fucked that song up completely. While we’re at it, Johnny Horton should explain “ Guns as big as steers and shells as big as trees”. Eod1sg Ret

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    1. Yeah, I always figured Johnny was fucked up that day and mixed up his guns and shells.

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  8. #2 When I was a kid, here in Michigan, we had tornado watches and warnings every single summer. I remember playing little league baseball, and having to stop due to a coming tornado, which missed us by over 10 miles. We did get a huge rainstorm though.
    #12, Last weekend my wife, daughter and myself went to a long getaway in the top of the state, here in Michigan. We spent 2 days, tooling around. The hotel we had booked had a boiler problem, and hot water, so we spent the nights at their new hotel across the street, the same chain, for a little bit more money.
    The first hotel said that they would not charge us, due to it being their fault. Yesterday a charge for the 2 nights showed up on our bank statement online. My wife spent all day yesterday and today until 3:30 pm, before she got it fixed. She dealt with a number of people we always call Peggy, after the old commercial that had some Russian accent man who answered the phone, for some credit card or something. He always said "This is Peggy" with that huge accent, in a man's voice.
    She eventually got the name of the district manager, who was supposed to call her this morning at 11:30, to fix it. No call, so she called him. 3 times, with excuse after excuse. He was in a meeting, he was on the phone with someone else. Finally she called the company once more who told her that Bob the district manager would call her and if he didn't fix it, call them back and they would take care of it.
    At around 3:30 good old Bob finally called her and said that they were reversing the money back to our account. My wife thanked him, and I swear this is true, accidentally hung up on him. She called back and tried to talk to him, but of course could not. But she did apologize. It was only a couple of hundred dollars or so, with her membership and AARP stuff, but it was the fact that they could not just be glad that we stayed with the same corporate chain, and give us back the money for the other place that we did not stay at, due to their own fault pisses me off. Then to have my wife have to try and talk with people who she can't understand just makes it worse. The only thing that makes one madder is that old touch tone phone crap, with the phone prompts that try and direct you to some specialist or another. At one time, I found a list of cheats that were direct lines to a representative for a bunch of major corporations. But I no longer have the same computer and lost it.

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    1. Nobody cares.
      Eastwood
      Sorry someone had to say it.
      I get it you needed to vent

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  9. I guess I'm slow today. Can someone explain #16, pls?
    Stay safe

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