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Tuesday, May 16, 2023

The shit I posted on Facebook

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28 comments:

  1. Don't forget to take your red handkerchief out of your back pocket when you attend the Rheumatoid Arthritis Convention.

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  2. #15 for sure. there are a whole lot of weapons I would be shooting if I was.
    hell I get one just to have around the place too while I was at it. dave in pa.

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    1. To hell with small arms, I'm shooting some big shit or flying in a gunship!

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  3. Don't think that Freddie was thinking about girls.

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  4. A lot of people have heard of Fred Noonan. In fact his descendants now manufacture HEMI race engines for NPK.

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    1. I didn't know that about the manufacturing, but I knew his name as soon as I saw the picture.

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    2. Earhart had a history of disagreeing with Noonan's navigation. In every instance it was he who was correct.
      She wasn't much of a pilot. She never made long flights while solo. Her husband heavily promoted her, even to include deceit like hiding Noonan so it could be claimed she had flown solo.

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    3. Wirecutter, I just made up the part about the race engines.

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    4. See? No wonder I didn't know that.

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  5. #6: Fair enough, but what about ordering a Border Collie,Chihuahua mix and having the Customs and Border protection folks sending a full greyhound bus load to your house?

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    1. I should NOT have read this one while drinking my coffee

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  6. Re: #8--bachelor tip #7247: if you turn the heels inside out when you make a sandwich you won't even know they're there.

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    1. Not bad.
      I usually just toast 'em and slather w/ butter and honey or PB&J.

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    2. Greta Thunberg doesn't eat them. She even has the crust cut off of the bread used for her sandwiches.
      Not very environmentally friendly, is she?

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    3. If the loaf is not gone, that is OK otherwise that is just wrong.

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    4. I don't really care about using the heel (learned a new term today - yay me !!), just figuring my sandwich using it was a low carb healthy sandwich choice. One of my personal oddities I guess - most people I know won't even touch them.

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    5. The heels of a loaf are the best part, IMHO. Nemo

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    6. Nemo, I'll fight you over the heels of fresh baked bread - factory bread, not so much.

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  7. #20. Revelation 6:12 perhaps…

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  8. Way back, there was an anorexic girl at work, I called her Chubby. Boss told me to knock it off as she was skipping lunch
    Daryl

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  9. #5: high fibre diet and they poop out wood pellets for the stove.

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  10. I enjoy your blog and these memes were great. Thanks and keep sharing.

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  11. #20: we're in chapter 3 at present, near the end.

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  12. #15: The only presidents I would've given a pass for that - Eisenhower, Grant, and Truman--maybe Kennedy (because he was probably ploughing Marilyn Monroe in his spare time instead of golfing)

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  13. #12: They don't make em like that anymore either. I have a 50 year old strainer (older than me in fact) and it's beat up but still in one piece, but most of the plastic stuff I've bought in the last 10-20 years just didn't last.

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  14. #1 zebra maker hoping her parents will raise drakes

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