It's a microwaved egg. The -theory- is that if you put a hole in the egg shell to allow the pressure to escape you can cook it safely. That NEVER works - it always ends as you see above; if you're lucky it happens before you take egg out and you just have to spend a half hour cleaning the inside of the microwave...
I saw a guy at work overheat a cup of coffee, wasn't boiling even, & dropped a teaspoon of sugar in it & it exploded all over him. Terrible burns on his hands & arm.
We had a cistern and a diverter on the drain spout. About ten minutes after a storm would hit, someone had to run and flip it so we had water to wash in.
Taught my three daughters young, always give the moose the clear path (jump into the snowbank if you have to). They own the road. Anchorage lady walking her dog on side street this winter, minding her own business. Moose approached from the rear and bopped her in back of head. Head on swivel, always.
3. Rain water is good for hair 4. Guy on bike was watching for same thing as I 6. Moose can't see with lights in his eyes 8. Good job, got the label out too. 9. The heroin lean. Daryl
#3 My grandma would only wash her hair with rain water. She was 99 when she passed and only had gray hair for the last decade... Her hair was like thin like silk... Weird what you remember.
Yeah. Looks like a feral mutt. Saw them in Mexico circling us on the beach at sunset. I threw rocks at them, and my wife ran the kids inside to the room.
#4 - guy is set up to drag race and his bike is in neutral?!! After she drops the flag then he puts it in gear as the 'stang's pulling away. Then the guy juices it too hard without leaning hard over the tank to keep the front end down. He pretty much deserves to eat pavement.
I don't race mine (too old and slow these days, plus I know how much it can hurt), but I know how to keep the front end down while also launching fast at a red light.
my thought is that he is one of those fortunate youngsters (I never was),who's daddy bought him a scoot that he never learned to ride.. Original Grandpa
#2 My oldest son at about nine y/o put an egg in the microwave while I was prepping dinner. I managed to say, 'that's gonna!' before it blew the microwave door open and sprayed the kitchen and us with hot egg. He was embarrassed and I was laughing my ass off and told him, well let's clean it up before Mom comes home. With two boys, out in the country, there was quite a lot of 'let's clean it up before mom gets home'. I'd like to take most of it to my grave, too.
#1: Good boy! #2: WTF is that? Looks like hard boiled egg.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is steam explosion from the egg still being hot.
DeleteIt's a microwaved egg. The -theory- is that if you put a hole in the egg shell to allow the pressure to escape you can cook it safely. That NEVER works - it always ends as you see above; if you're lucky it happens before you take egg out and you just have to spend a half hour cleaning the inside of the microwave...
DeleteI saw a guy at work overheat a cup of coffee, wasn't boiling even, & dropped a teaspoon of sugar in it & it exploded all over him. Terrible burns on his hands & arm.
Delete#9 & #10 - Dummies are funny
ReplyDelete...but the FLYING dummy was the best.
DeleteFlying dummies that hit their heads are even better!!!
Delete#6 Reminds me of those Dashcams of the Hustler throwing themselves on the Hood of a stopped Car
ReplyDeleteThe Sierra Club put him up to it.
Delete#3 best distilled water out there.
ReplyDeleteEver seen a roof? It's all birdshit and mold.
DeleteI've spent a good part of my time long distance backpacking and canoeing. I've been funky enough to do that. Just saying.
DeleteThat was the bathroom run-off from a Taylor Swift concert...
DeleteWe had a cistern and a diverter on the drain spout. About ten minutes after a storm would hit, someone had to run and flip it so we had water to wash in.
DeleteI made a tennis ball diverter for ours
Delete#1: Rover's my name and ass sniffing is my game.
ReplyDelete#3: Rain water's pure until it lands in a bird shit filled gutter
#8: Like a boss.
#7 - Work smarter not harder
ReplyDelete#6 The young moose was blinded by the headlights
ReplyDelete"Revved up like a moose, another runner in the night."
DeleteTaught my three daughters young, always give the moose the clear path (jump into the snowbank if you have to). They own the road. Anchorage lady walking her dog on side street this winter, minding her own business. Moose approached from the rear and bopped her in back of head. Head on swivel, always.
Delete3. Rain water is good for hair
ReplyDelete4. Guy on bike was watching for same thing as I
6. Moose can't see with lights in his eyes
8. Good job, got the label out too.
9. The heroin lean.
Daryl
#3 My grandma would only wash her hair with rain water. She was 99 when she passed and only had gray hair for the last decade... Her hair was like thin like silk... Weird what you remember.
ReplyDelete#9 I think alcohol was involved.
ReplyDeleteMore like heroin and fentanyl.
Delete#1 Rabid? Odd behavior.
ReplyDeleteThat was my first thought.
DeleteYeah. Looks like a feral mutt. Saw them in Mexico circling us on the beach at sunset. I threw rocks at them, and my wife ran the kids inside to the room.
Delete#4 - guy is set up to drag race and his bike is in neutral?!! After she drops the flag then he puts it in gear as the 'stang's pulling away. Then the guy juices it too hard without leaning hard over the tank to keep the front end down. He pretty much deserves to eat pavement.
ReplyDeleteI don't race mine (too old and slow these days, plus I know how much it can hurt), but I know how to keep the front end down while also launching fast at a red light.
my thought is that he is one of those fortunate youngsters (I never was),who's daddy bought him a scoot that he never learned to ride..
DeleteOriginal Grandpa
#1, Not a fan of TikTok
ReplyDelete#1 - poor dog just wanted to evict that smell from his area…
ReplyDelete#2 My oldest son at about nine y/o put an egg in the microwave while I was prepping dinner. I managed to say, 'that's gonna!' before it blew the microwave door open and sprayed the kitchen and us with hot egg. He was embarrassed and I was laughing my ass off and told him, well let's clean it up before Mom comes home. With two boys, out in the country, there was quite a lot of 'let's clean it up before mom gets home'. I'd like to take most of it to my grave, too.
ReplyDelete#1: She should be happy. That dog turned her boring just like 5 million other TikTok videos into something mildly interesting.
ReplyDelete#3: I hope I'm never so broke that I have to do that.
#4: That's gotta be so humiliating, it's hard to fail that bad.
#6: This is why it's so dangerous to hit a moose on the highway. They're just the right height to go straight into the windshield.