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Thursday, May 04, 2023

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

After being caught with a bag of heroin, a drug suspect told cops that his family “sent it to him from Guatemala and that he thought it was chili powder,” according to an arrest report.

2 comments:

  1. Believable, so the cops sprinkled it on their tacos.

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  2. A small bit of heroin is good for picky eaters, they'll always want more.

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