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Tuesday, May 02, 2023

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

While inside her residence, a Florida Woman shot and killed her pet parrot with a Glock handgun and then fought with her husband, according to police who arrested the couple Monday afternoon.

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  1. I totally get it.
    My wife has a sun conure. MOST ANNOYING FUCKING THING ON THIS EARTH. I've tried to get the dogs to eat it, no love. Tried setting it free, just sat on the cage. I have some 357 snake charmer loads, just waiting for the day!!!!

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    1. Feed it a Tylenol extra strength.
      Game over.

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  2. Come on. Those little fuckers squalking can get on your nerves, but a Glock .380? I would have opted for a Remington 870 to silence Lago.

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  3. Was it a Norwegian Blue?

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  4. My heart broke when I read that story, had 4 African Greys at one time and then 2 for ten years but due to a divorce, long story, had to find a home for them. Best talkers around and very smart, but Conure parrots you give to your best enemy. BTW the cats respected the Greys and it was funny watching the cats being talked to by a bird.

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