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Tuesday, May 30, 2023

Your Tuesday Morning Florida Report

VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. – A Deltona man was arrested early Sunday morning after crashing into a utility pole and then showing up at someone’s home naked, according to the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office.

4 comments:

  1. Musta been a hell of a crash if it tore all his clothes off

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  2. Eugene, Oregon.
    We get a naked goofball at least a couple-three times a week.
    Walking the street screaming, we notify the local do-gooder bunch C.A.H.O.O.T.S. (Crisis Assistants Helping Out On The Streets).
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    Invariably, in addition to the CAHOOTS van, two firetrucks, an ambulance, plus at least two LawEnforcementOfficials respond.
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    How much longer can any society fund that drain on resources.

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