That's enough of a cautionary tale for me. As little use as it gets these days, I don't want to end my life looking at where my dick used to be and thinking about life without it.
Two guys near me on the Maryland side got into an argument at the ends of their respective driveways. Both were well old enough to know better - 70s I believe. They settled their differences with a weedwhacker duel… They both survived though Coelacanth
Cause of death had nothing to do with his dick. He bleed out from his femoral artery, from what I read.
Maybe the pain and despair from no longer having a dick prevented him from staunching the bleeding, but had nothing direct to do with cause of death.
And he probably couldn't have done anything about it, cutting your femoral artery that high up probably means a tying your belt around it wouldn't be enough anyway.
I was like what??
ReplyDeleteThen I got it, he was using a "Wheel of Death"!!
It broke as they do, making it a tallywhacker whacker.
Starker was here.
Modified string trimmer that mounted a metal cutting blade.... ouch
ReplyDeleteExile1981
That's enough of a cautionary tale for me.
DeleteAs little use as it gets these days, I don't want to end my life looking at where my dick used to be and thinking about life without it.
Two guys near me on the Maryland side got into an argument at the ends of their respective driveways. Both were well old enough to know better - 70s I believe. They settled their differences with a weedwhacker duel…
ReplyDeleteThey both survived though
Coelacanth
Cause of death had nothing to do with his dick. He bleed out from his femoral artery, from what I read.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the pain and despair from no longer having a dick prevented him from staunching the bleeding, but had nothing direct to do with cause of death.
And he probably couldn't have done anything about it, cutting your femoral artery that high up probably means a tying your belt around it wouldn't be enough anyway.
John g
I just hate when that happens...
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