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Thursday, June 15, 2023

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Mysterious food deliveries are showing up in a Highland Park neighborhood, with residents receiving lattes, burgers and other food they never ordered or paid for. 

The neighborhood is no stranger to the phenomenon, however. Some residents in the area were bombarded with random deliveries back in March. Then there was a temporary pause of the deliveries.

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I'd be pissed as hell if anybody delivered Starbucks to my house. My neighbors would be calling the cops for a 'welfare check' - "We don't know, Officer. We hadn't seen him in a couple days and then all of a sudden he started getting deliveries from Starbucks. We think he finally went over the edge."