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Wednesday, June 07, 2023

I'd slip Quantaurius and Andres a habanero next time

Two people were arrested in Oklahoma for allegedly body-slamming the manager of a Sonic Drive-In restaurant because they were incorrectly served a hot dog with jalapenos on top, cops said.

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  1. Inaccurate biased racist article: Dr. Quantarius (renowned neurosurgeon) and his always handy surgical nurse Andres were just stopping by this fast food place to replenish their weary and hongry bodies after several long life-saving operations; when racist whitey sabotaged their simple hot dog orders. No MF'er should have to put up with dat shit. Not guilty...justified righteous beatdown to this horrible racist treatment.

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  2. I figured it was the Amish again.

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  3. They seem like such a nice couple. Good role model for her assorted brood.

    Exile1981

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  4. Jalapeños? Nonsense. It was cold fries.

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  5. I'll take "What triggers n g ers?" for 200 Kenny

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  6. The press-release is written as a parody of goofiness:
    * She joined in the jalapeno beat-down, but hit her partner -- street-name 'Q-Ball' -- more than she hit the manager.
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    An aside:
    I am naming all my children 'Quantarius'.
    True fact...

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