Mr. Ray Charles used to say that he could tell if a woman was, or was going to be, fat... he would hold the wrist and if it was "fleshy" he knew that the attached woman was fat, or soon would be. He preferred petite, slender women. From the looks of these two, Ray Charles would have passed.
Look at the spray on tan on some parts of the body and a lack of a tan on other parts. Reminds me of pictures I've seen of that program Jersey Shore or whatever it was.
Except that I never wear shorts, I get that same tan pattern just by working outdoors an hour a day for a week - brown face, neck, and outer part of my arms, pasty white everywhere else. But it's brown or temporarily red, never orange. I don't think that shade of orange is ever natural.
Maybe they were in the Med buried up to their V necks on the beach? Or are just drunk sluts? If you go fake-tan, rather than travel, so you can spend more on your drinking. If you're that cheap, don't get the help of a professional or at least someone who cares & isn't drunk. You look like a drunk slut. Job done. Starker was here.
To nice to be Jersey. Redbank to Asbury Park is the insertion point for the world Enema! Stationed at Monmouth. Hated it so bad I volunteered for Vietnam with less then a year left on my enlistment knowing that I would have to extend. Never looked back!
That has to be England...
ReplyDeleteno,she shaved!
DeleteNot getting it Mr. Lane?! Albeit, I've been clueless often.
ReplyDeleteThat any dude on the planet would find that attractive.................
ReplyDeleteMr. Ray Charles used to say that he could tell if a woman was, or was going to be, fat... he would hold the wrist and if it was "fleshy" he knew that the attached woman was fat, or soon would be. He preferred petite, slender women. From the looks of these two, Ray Charles would have passed.
ReplyDelete...added comment. The heavy orange makeup and the lily white arms is MY OWN personal turn off.
ReplyDeleteYou from Joisey? I'm from Joisey! What exit?
ReplyDeleteWow, Umpa Lumpas are taller than I thought.
ReplyDeleteall I see is 2 semi chubby people, apparently female (but we can't assume genders, can we?). someone please Splain this to me.
ReplyDeleteLook at the spray on tan on some parts of the body and a lack of a tan on other parts. Reminds me of pictures I've seen of that program Jersey Shore or whatever it was.
DeleteExcept that I never wear shorts, I get that same tan pattern just by working outdoors an hour a day for a week - brown face, neck, and outer part of my arms, pasty white everywhere else. But it's brown or temporarily red, never orange. I don't think that shade of orange is ever natural.
DeleteSpray on tan? She's pretty pale everywhere but the face.
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Maybe they were in the Med buried up to their V necks on the beach? Or are just drunk sluts?
ReplyDeleteIf you go fake-tan, rather than travel, so you can spend more on your drinking. If you're that cheap, don't get the help of a professional or at least someone who cares & isn't drunk. You look like a drunk slut. Job done.
Starker was here.
Canadians
ReplyDeleteCan't be the Jersey shore. Her pits are shaved.
ReplyDeleteDollar store Snookies
ReplyDelete- WDS
That's a neon tan!
ReplyDeleteTo nice to be Jersey. Redbank to Asbury Park is the insertion point for the world Enema! Stationed at Monmouth. Hated it so bad I volunteered for Vietnam with less then a year left on my enlistment knowing that I would have to extend. Never looked back!
ReplyDeleteEither Jersey or they work in a Doritos factory...
ReplyDeletejersey as in cattle????
ReplyDeleteSure looks that way, huh?
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