Yup. I don't miss those days atall. I woke up one morn in a strange bed with a very strange woman. A chicken was on he bed post looking at me. I got dressed walked out into a kitchen and a huge woman in a sack dress standing in front of a wood cook stove asked if I wanted breakfast. I said no thanks, headed for the door and near tripped over two pigs. Got to the car and found I was on a dirt road. I had no clue where I was. Took me half an hour to find a way out of there. That was just one of many, many drunks.
Now, here's the thing. Folks see a black boy with his pants pulled down showing his skivvies, they get all on his shit about pulling your pants up, we don't want to see your underwear. Now, a white boy don't even wear underpants and lets his britches fall down showing his hairy asshole, them same folks don't say a thing. Daryl
I haven't been that fucked up. Being that fucked up means a fentanyl poisoning. And the scumbag is in a playground. Prolly Portland.
ReplyDeleteYou've never drank yourself into oblivion before?
DeleteTry Russia or eastern Europe, judging from the background.
That looks like brain damage....on both ends..
ReplyDeleteIrish yoga
ReplyDeleteI'd guess Russian yoga, but it's pretty much the same thing.
DeleteYup. I don't miss those days atall. I woke up one morn in a strange bed with a very strange woman. A chicken was on he bed post looking at me. I got dressed walked out into a kitchen and a huge woman in a sack dress standing in front of a wood cook stove asked if I wanted breakfast. I said no thanks, headed for the door and near tripped over two pigs. Got to the car and found I was on a dirt road. I had no clue where I was. Took me half an hour to find a way out of there. That was just one of many, many drunks.
ReplyDeleteTuesday in Russia.........
ReplyDelete%@$!# Russians.
Now, here's the thing. Folks see a black boy with his pants pulled down showing his skivvies, they get all on his shit about pulling your pants up, we don't want to see your underwear. Now, a white boy don't even wear underpants and lets his britches fall down showing his hairy asshole, them same folks don't say a thing.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
Might be a last piss up before he has to go fight the Uke nazis.
ReplyDeleteKudos to Bright Eyes…Those blackouts and/or pass outs are great teachers in hindsight…
ReplyDeleteLike coming out of a blackout handcuffed in the back of a squad car at 1am…..
asked the cops why I was there…..
they said they found me asleep in my truck laying on my bench front seat with the keys on the bench beside me….
Said…”well damn…why didn’t you just let me sleep it off..?”
They said…”well we would have, but you where blocking traffic in a left hand turn lane at a major intersection…