Forty crocodiles killed a Cambodian farmer today while he was attempting to wrangle one of his reptiles.
The “crocodiles pounced, attacking him until he was dead,” Mey Savry — police chief of Siem Reap commune, where the man’s farm was located — told Viral Press of the freak accident.
I doubt they stopped when he was dead...
ReplyDeleteHis final words were:
ReplyDeleteCrocodile rocking is something shocking
When your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh, lawdy mama those Friday nights…
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Guy raises croc's for a living, jumps in there and starts wrasseling, but when they kill him it's a 'freak accident'. Ok, then.
ReplyDeleteThere is no such thing as a "freak accident" when you are fool enough to get that close to a dinosaur.
ReplyDeleteAnd not one fuck given from me. If you live near Crocs, Monkeys, Hedgehogs, or any other horrible creature, you deserve what you get.
ReplyDeleteWell, Hedgehogs aren't so bad. In fact, they're pretty sharp!
I know a woman that's allergic to hedgehogs. My first question when I heard that was, how in the hell does one find out they're allergic to hedgehogs?
DeleteI’m guessing peanut butter in a strategic area?
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