Friday, June 09, 2023 - again?

STORM LAKE, Iowa (KCAU) – A 17-year-old is facing a felony charge after officials say she allegedly attempted to order a hit on a 7-year-old. 

According to a release from the Storm Lake Police Department, officials were contacted on Friday for a report at midnight of someone visiting a parody website called “” with the intention of hiring someone to kill a young child.


  1. Seventeen trying to hire a hit on a seven year old kid. I don't think that piece a shit should go to juvenile court.

  2. Same result as abortion

  3. I will kill any muguggah for $29.95 or my name ain’t Jamal Schweib.

  4. Get real, KCAU. "rentahitman" is NOT a parody site - it's a honeypot! Some little East German Stasi drone is watching, listening, all the time to see if a stupid little bug falls into their honey.


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