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Thursday, June 29, 2023

Sex competitors pissed because they got 'stiffed' (see what I did there?)

Great idea! Starting a sex league, getting people from all over the world to compete and declare winners. Proof you can make anything a competition, which is something I appreciate. Every single thing should have a winner and loser, no middle ground. Well, we got the European Sex Championships and shockingly it's a disaster:
-WiscoDave

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  1. Not my cup of tea at all but I wonder what wifey will say if I suggest, just for fun, watching a bit of sport this evening. If you're not living on the edge you're taking up too much space comes to mind.

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  2. And they came from all around the world, too!
    -lg

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  3. Didja hear about the guy who entered the masturbation contest? He won 1st, 3rd, and 7th place.

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  4. The couple from Sweden was leading until the female blew it. She had smears of defeat running down her face. He suffered from the agony of da' meat.

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  5. Yes, Kenny, I do see what you did there.
    _Karl

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