HUNTSVILLE, Texas - Huntsville police arrested a man and they are holding him on a more than $70,000 bond for stealing women's underwear.
Brandon George was arrested and charged with Burglary of a Habitation on May 22 for a burglary that happened in the 2500 block of Lake Road. A woman contacted police saying her underwear and other personal items has been stolen from her bedroom.
I get mental images of Col. Russell Williams, a Canadian serial killer. He started out stealing panties. It went downhill from there. Superficially, we can laugh about this, some perv and his naughty hijinks. But the underlying scare is that this is somebody breaking and entering chasing sexual thrills. Starts with panties, when that thrill loses it's excitement, what's next? (I'm guessing wearing those stolen panties while wracking off to kidnapped girls)
My wife used to be crew chief for a local hot air balloon owner here in Houston and every so often she would get to fly with the guests. This one morning the wind blew them north by northeast. They couldn’t find a location to land that could easily be reached by the chase vehicle and crew to pack out. That is until the pilot saw a large open area but with a lot of high fences. He landed the balloon and the occupants, one being my wife, were immediately surrounded by Huntsville Prison officers and guards. Good times. MadMarlin
When I think of the many ways I could go down in today’s world, stealing some random chick’s panties doesn’t even pop into my head. Eod1sg Ret
ReplyDeleteI get mental images of Col. Russell Williams, a Canadian serial killer. He started out stealing panties. It went downhill from there.
ReplyDeleteSuperficially, we can laugh about this, some perv and his naughty hijinks. But the underlying scare is that this is somebody breaking and entering chasing sexual thrills. Starts with panties, when that thrill loses it's excitement, what's next? (I'm guessing wearing those stolen panties while wracking off to kidnapped girls)
"Panties, the gateway crime....."
DeleteA man has to have a hobby...............
ReplyDeleteWell, at least his family won't have to travel far to visit him in prison.
ReplyDeleteI've heard that there are vending machines in Japan that dispense women's (used) underwear.
ReplyDeleteI'll never figure out if we nuked Japan too much or not enough.
DeleteDo you ever wonder what Japanese people think is weird?
DeleteThe Pink Floyd song Arnold Layne is about this particular subject.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, former Biden Inc freakazoid Sam Brinton gets a slap on the wrist for every clothing theft he commits.
ReplyDeleteGood thing they get a prison close by
ReplyDeleteMy wife used to be crew chief for a local hot air balloon owner here in Houston and every so often she would get to fly with the guests. This one morning the wind blew them north by northeast. They couldn’t find a location to land that could easily be reached by the chase vehicle and crew to pack out. That is until the pilot saw a large open area but with a lot of high fences. He landed the balloon and the occupants, one being my wife, were immediately surrounded by Huntsville Prison officers and guards. Good times.
ReplyDeleteMadMarlin
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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