Coworker and I were in Hooters one night, because this asshole won't eat anywhere else, when one of the waitresses props hers up on the table and says "You like 'em? I just got 'em!" True story.
#20 Dry camping in the desert one evening, just about to start cooking dinner. Nobody around for miles. Another truck came and set up camp nearby. My campsite was not visible from there but I remained quiet. Because you never know... After a while, a loud argument broke out. I unholstered my .45. Soon, there was a single gunshot! Then- silence. An hour or so later the other truck drove away.
#12 would've been better if they spelled his name right. #13 - Holy Shit (no pun intended), but that would not make me want to eat a hot dog... #17 - Yeah, he's a different person after he ran himself over with a Sno-Cat. I would've felt worse for him, but he's a super woke butthead.
#2 But nobody minds eating while looking at a nice set of boobs. #16 is one of those things that should not have to be said, but if you have to say it, you have to say it very loudly. So you do not have to repeat yourself.
Isn’t #13 how the Kardashians got started?
ReplyDeleteYep. ALL of them.
Delete#3... You mean it's not? Who knew?
ReplyDeleteCoworker and I were in Hooters one night, because this asshole won't eat anywhere else, when one of the waitresses props hers up on the table and says "You like 'em? I just got 'em!" True story.
Delete#20 Dry camping in the desert one evening, just about to start cooking dinner. Nobody around for miles.
ReplyDeleteAnother truck came and set up camp nearby. My campsite was not visible from there but I remained quiet. Because you never know...
After a while, a loud argument broke out. I unholstered my .45.
Soon, there was a single gunshot! Then- silence.
An hour or so later the other truck drove away.
The next morning I also drove away.
#12 would've been better if they spelled his name right.
ReplyDelete#13 - Holy Shit (no pun intended), but that would not make me want to eat a hot dog...
#17 - Yeah, he's a different person after he ran himself over with a Sno-Cat. I would've felt worse for him, but he's a super woke butthead.
#13 It's Los Angeles. They did rethink it. This is the result.
ReplyDeleteIIRC, it's the one on La Cienega, either in or near West Hollywood, aka "Boys Town."
DeleteThey absolutely thought it through. The name of the establishment is "Tail Pup."
Delete#7. That's terrible. But funny.
ReplyDeleteNabsoyutyee
ReplyDelete12) Who the fuck is Nikolas?
ReplyDelete#2 But nobody minds eating while looking at a nice set of boobs.
ReplyDelete#16 is one of those things that should not have to be said, but if you have to say it, you have to say it very loudly. So you do not have to repeat yourself.
#5: I've picked up way nastier looking whores than those two. The one in the middle would have given me pause though, total meth vibe there.
ReplyDelete#13: I feel like someone's supposed to paint one of those tranny corrupted rainbows on this.
#17: When my dad's dementia was progressing, being hungry was one of the things that made him get weird and potentially violent.