Ziplock is made of polyethylene; not a good oxygen and moisture barrier actually, but easy to add on the ziplock polyethylene seal part of the bag in the manufacturing process. The waxed paper used in cereal is better at preserving the cereal. Potato chip bags are mixed. The aluminized ones are good preservatives. Cellophane are ok. But none of these can have a ziplock seal added on to them ... not all plastics can be heat welded to each other. Any other method to add a ziplock seal would be expensive ... and you don't want to pay more for the packaging than the food.
All hell, that ain't nothing. I took my three year old niece to the store. There was a VERY LARGE Black lady in front of us, I told my niece " look at the porch monkey", she had her kid on her back, worst mistake I ever made. mind you, this was in the late ,70's
It doesn't even have to be considered humor. It could be a warning: beware the fury of a patient man. The wimpy kid that is constantly bullied may just come back and wipe you and yours out -- stop picking on him.
The fact there is some dark humor in it is just a bonus. But the humor is because there is a grain of truth to it.
#12 along that note, can someone arrange a meeting between the ziplock bag folks and the breakfast cereal & potato chip folks?
ReplyDeleteI wish peanut butter came in square tubs like butter so I can scoop it out without getting it all over the knife
DeleteZiplock is made of polyethylene; not a good oxygen and moisture barrier actually, but easy to add on the ziplock polyethylene seal part of the bag in the manufacturing process.
DeleteThe waxed paper used in cereal is better at preserving the cereal. Potato chip bags are mixed. The aluminized ones are good preservatives. Cellophane are ok. But none of these can have a ziplock seal added on to them ... not all plastics can be heat welded to each other. Any other method to add a ziplock seal would be expensive ... and you don't want to pay more for the packaging than the food.
Malt-O-Meal dry cereals come in a bag with a zip-loc opening.
Delete#12 - Ditto sugar.
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#12 - Cream cheese: "hold my beer"
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#19-Is that a pinewood derby race, with vibrators substituting for pinewood racers?
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With a vibrator? Or with a pinewood racer? (Please be specific...)
Delete#3 - those faces were actually from when Ricky Gervais was telling everyone off to their face during his Golden Globe opening monologue
ReplyDeleteUsed to tell my nephew to order a fur burger when his mother took him to Mickey d's
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DeleteAll hell, that ain't nothing. I took my three year old niece to the store. There was a VERY LARGE Black lady in front of us, I told my niece " look at the porch monkey", she had her kid on her back, worst mistake I ever made. mind you, this was in the late ,70's
Delete#19 How damn bored can anyone be to find entertainment in that? Christ, we are circling the drain.
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You are such a 'Buzz' kill, DT.
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Sorry. You can't actually be condoning #1, are you?
ReplyDeleteSome of us have a sense of humor. Try it sometime.
DeleteIt doesn't even have to be considered humor. It could be a warning: beware the fury of a patient man. The wimpy kid that is constantly bullied may just come back and wipe you and yours out -- stop picking on him.
DeleteThe fact there is some dark humor in it is just a bonus. But the humor is because there is a grain of truth to it.
#19 - annual Bud Light (and Target/North Face/Disney/Lego) shareholder meeting.
ReplyDeleteRe: #4, were you aware that NASCAR is running a Camaro at Le Mans this weekend? Big deal, evidently. Garage 56 project:
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#5 happens to mudsharks.
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Delete#18 I had a friend tell me once " It's not a 🎤.
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