Hayseed bumpkin, early 1970's went down from my Catskill Mt hometown to a Yankee game with my American Legion baseball team. Walking down the street gawking at the tall buildings and walked right into a street sign. My best friend witnessed it, of course, so I had the added pleasure of having my chops busted the rest of the day.
#5 - I had the misfortune to get a Twingo as a rental car in France for a month when on assignment there. 3 cylinder engine, could go almost 100kph on the A13 from Caen to Paris. One night at a restaurant, unfamiliar with the parking norms, I must has pissed somebody off and got boxed into a parking spot, car between a building and the car blocking behind. Me and the 2 I was with picked the ass end of the car up and humped it over enough where I could pull out.
#7 - A similar situation happened at our ranch years ago. The fence around the house perimeter had a gate fashioned out of plumbing pipe. The cows were accustomed to be fed cottonseed and cattle cubes, the last a sweetened treat that cows really liked. Where the trouble began.
My Aunt was helping feed some of the cows, through the gate, but because some were too impatient to wait for hand to extend through the gate, one reached its head between the gate. No trouble as long a cube supply held out. But when they were done, the cow tried to extract the head and panicked when it couldn't do it. It ripped the gate right off the hinges. It took some doing, but it was finally calmed down enough for the gate to be manipulated and removed.
#1 - That is a Guy Cooking Move - If it workds, it works ....
#1 - if she's cooking for just herself, no biggie.
ReplyDelete#5 - bet he can't do that again.
#7 - when cows go postal.
#1, I bet getting the chrome off of a trailer hitch ain't no big thing for her either!
ReplyDelete#1 Something about a chrome trailer hitch comes to mind.
ReplyDeleteMore like suck starting a Harley
Delete#5 I always wondered how cars ended up on top of the barriers like that.
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ReplyDelete"Hey, you can't park there" 😁
#2 A friend and his wife were walking down the street hand in hand. A pretty girl caught his attention. His wife walked him straight into a pole.
ReplyDelete#8, He's dead Jim...
ReplyDeleteHayseed bumpkin, early 1970's went down from my Catskill Mt hometown to a Yankee game with my American Legion baseball team. Walking down the street gawking at the tall buildings and walked right into a street sign. My best friend witnessed it, of course, so I had the added pleasure of having my chops busted the rest of the day.
ReplyDelete#1: Somehow very erotic. But it would have been better if she had sucked it up with her mouth and blew it into the pan through her nose.
ReplyDelete#9. Oh look, another oblivious woman who thinks the yellow tape (also orange cones, barricades) is for other people.
ReplyDelete#5 - I had the misfortune to get a Twingo as a rental car in France for a month when on assignment there. 3 cylinder engine, could go almost 100kph on the A13 from Caen to Paris. One night at a restaurant, unfamiliar with the parking norms, I must has pissed somebody off and got boxed into a parking spot, car between a building and the car blocking behind. Me and the 2 I was with picked the ass end of the car up and humped it over enough where I could pull out.
ReplyDelete#7 - Come at me, Bro !
ReplyDelete7 - A Mootial artist!
ReplyDeleteStarker was here.
#7 - A similar situation happened at our ranch years ago. The fence around the house perimeter had a gate fashioned out of plumbing pipe. The cows were accustomed to be fed cottonseed and cattle cubes, the last a sweetened treat that cows really liked. Where the trouble began.
ReplyDeleteMy Aunt was helping feed some of the cows, through the gate, but because some were too impatient to wait for hand to extend through the gate, one reached its head between the gate. No trouble as long a cube supply held out. But when they were done, the cow tried to extract the head and panicked when it couldn't do it. It ripped the gate right off the hinges. It took some doing, but it was finally calmed down enough for the gate to be manipulated and removed.
#1 - That is a Guy Cooking Move - If it workds, it works ....
1) The way she slurped that like it was no big deal got me thinking about what other things she might casually slurp.
ReplyDelete#1 My kinda woman. Sucks eggs, then spits them in the pan with the meat and sides. Um! OH! YEAH!
ReplyDelete#5 Isn't that called a "Grand Coolee" in gymnastics?
ReplyDelete#5 And the driver filming it should have at least stopped and given them a round of applause.
DeleteRichard in Colorado
#3 is a hell of a machine. 5 operators but damn it cranks out the product.
ReplyDeleteI set up, tooled up, programmed, and ran spring machines similar to #10 for about a decade.... been doing CNC tube bending for the last 18 years
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