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Tuesday, June 20, 2023

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  1. #1 Lotta panic over a plain ol’ rat snake.

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    1. You should've seen my wife's reaction to a rat snake sunning himself on the back porch 3-4 years ago. I still can't help but laugh every single time I think about it.

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    2. You should've seen me when I reached into my silverware drawer for a spoon and grabbed hold of a rat snake.

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    3. I had the same thing happen with my wife while snake hunting in the desert. We stopped to look at a little sidewinder (yes, that’s a rattlesnake, so I don’t fault her). When it had enough of us, it took off, and I swear that my wife levitated as she ran for the car!

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    4. Oh yeah. #9, how does she do that???

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  2. Unless those are balsa wood tree trunks, there is NO WAY IN HELL that those two ladies are actually carrying those. Men could not do it either.

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    1. I'd do dead sugar maple that size, over a shoulder on snowshoes.

      Next year I cut more wood in the summer.

      Those logs are only 6' long, it's not like those are Amazons.

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    2. You don’t see many fat Asian chicks. Arty

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  3. #10 How to not end up overweight and ungrateful to the men in your life. Western women take note.

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  4. #6. If he was trying to skateboard that was pretty awful. If he was trying to break dance that was pretty awesome.

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  5. #10 I could see if they had black teeth from beetle nut. I've seen those woman carry some heavy damn loads. The beetle nut assists.

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  6. #10 The logs are most likely paulawnia or kiri, which is very light. It is used for kimono chests in japan, and it very valuable. chestnut

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  7. 5) stupid has to hurt
    6) same here too, never understood having sneakers without the laces tied
    7) just rent the damn truck from home Depot or wherever. It would have been cheaper in the long run.

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    1. #5 - It is so rare that pure Stupidity can be shown like that..

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    2. Yeah, that is some 100% pure, 24ct gold plated, weapons grade dumbass right there.

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  8. #9.. what an imagination to even think of something like that let alone find the time to practice in a mirror!

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  9. #5 - yeah I am having trouble finding any sympathy for that guy...what did he THINK was going happen?

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    1. That's what I thought. What, exactly, did he think was going to happen? Does he also not know about 'hot' or 'sharp'? Not everyone needs to win Nobel prize in physics or chemistry but I genuinely dislike people who are THAT stupid. I hope that hurt a lot.

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  10. #1 I look more at the guy and think, What ta hell did you do to yourself man? I'll bet he was a 150 lb eighteen year old. Look at him now he can't even bend over and has zero balance. Why do people do this to themselves? I came outta boot 160 lb and was in the best shape of my life. I'm 172 today. Yup, I've got fat I could lose but I sure as hell aint nothing like the guy in that picture. I'm Seventy-three and still jump off the back of a pickups, climb fences, sling feed bags and lots of other stuff. If I was like that guy I'd want someone to bury me. Yes, I am very aware some cannot help it. My deepest sympathies. But don't even try to convince me there is not a fat epidemic in America.

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    1. I'll be 64 years old next month, and weigh 190 pounds, but I'm still in good enough shape I can carry a 50 pound bag of feed corn over each shoulder 40 yards from my truck to the shed without too much problem.

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    2. I was 170 in high school. Once I retired I stopped wearing a belt and went to elastic shorts. My t-shirts were shrinking from the wash and had to go up in sizes. I am at XXXL t-shirts now. Must be the beers and going out to lunch. Do you know that tripple X tshirts do not have naked ladies on them. So at 280 I can still watch people play sports, jump out of pickups, and fall off fences with the best of them. The other day I watched a guy run 800 meters in under 2 minutes. All weather track and no cinders. Of course they can. I think it is the beer. Drinking is an activity. If I do that I dont have time to do my other chores while I am busy.

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    3. That’s disgusting.
      Stop being fat. You have 100% control over that.

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    4. Not necessarily. There's some medications out there that make it extremely difficult to lose weight.

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    5. As well as thyroid issues

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    6. The obesity epidemic has its roots in the 70s when Ancel Keys declared war on fat and cholesterol and ushered in the era of high carbs and sugar. Ancel Keys was the Faucci of his day. If you disagreed with him, he'd sideline your career. Like Faucci, he's responsible for countless deaths due to his position with the government and arrogant abuse of his position.

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    7. Medications such as prednisone. It puts weight on you like nothing else. It has other, more colorful side effects, like seeing things that aren't there. Alein

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    8. You're right about prednisone, Alein.. My wife takes that for her RA.

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    9. A comment allowed me too think up a new word. Wen. Men the M is two chevrons ^^ as in spears ready to defend or do battle. Turn the M over and you have VV, vessels. Very unmasculine, even if they wanted to could not defend home, hearth or country. I'd tag a Wen as being one with zero self respect. Yet probably a high opinion of selfworth.
      Prednisone is about the worst for weight gain and the inability to lose. As stated meds, thyroid and other conditions weight gain is inevitable. I feel terrible for those folks.

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  11. #1 not sure if this guy had a man card or not ( doubtful) but its been revoked now. Sad.
    Klaus

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  12. #10 WOMAN! where have you been? Now fix me a sandwich.

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  13. #1 Snake was not a threat. Should have left it alone. Dumbass.

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