Well, you wouldn't buy a car without test driving it first, would you?
MEMPHIS, Tenn. (WMC) - A 19-year-old is facing six felony charges after he told police he accidentally fired several rounds at a home in his South Memphis neighborhood while he was “test-firing” an AR-15.
I asked Chat GPT to translate the first paragraph of the link -
Chat GPT, rewrite this quote in Elizabethan English: According to court documents, at 6:39 p.m. Wednesday, Memphis police responded to a shots-fired call at a home on Gleason Avenue, where the victim told officers that she, her three little sisters, all minors, and her two children were convened in a bedroom when they heard shots being fired and bullets coming through the house.
This was the result, which took about 5 seconds. Holy shit - kinda scary.
As per courtly scrolls, at the hour of 6:39 in the even, on Wednesday past, the constabulary of Memphis did make haste upon a cry of shots unleashed. The call did guide them to a dwelling on Gleason Avenue, where the afflicted lady did recount to the officers that she, her three young siblings, all of tender age, and her own progeny were gathered within a chamber, when the echoing clamor of gunfire did assail their ears, and cruel projectiles pierced their humble abode.
Know your target and what is beyond it. Basic rule...but rules don't matter to these types.
ReplyDeleteA dindu huh? Fooled me.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least he did not shoot his own foot.
ReplyDeleteAt least there is that.
How tight was his group?
ReplyDeleteThey are all family....
DeleteWe need more bleach in the gene pool....
ReplyDeleteLeDuwaboo shoulda stuck with spears and machetes
ReplyDeleteReleased on his own recognizance?
ReplyDeleteHe clearly shows he has none!
I asked Chat GPT to translate the first paragraph of the link -
ReplyDeleteChat GPT, rewrite this quote in Elizabethan English: According to court documents, at 6:39 p.m. Wednesday, Memphis police responded to a shots-fired call at a home on Gleason Avenue, where the victim told officers that she, her three little sisters, all minors, and her two children were convened in a bedroom when they heard shots being fired and bullets coming through the house.
This was the result, which took about 5 seconds. Holy shit - kinda scary.
As per courtly scrolls, at the hour of 6:39 in the even, on Wednesday past, the constabulary of Memphis did make haste upon a cry of shots unleashed. The call did guide them to a dwelling on Gleason Avenue, where the afflicted lady did recount to the officers that she, her three young siblings, all of tender age, and her own progeny were gathered within a chamber, when the echoing clamor of gunfire did assail their ears, and cruel projectiles pierced their humble abode.
Poor guy. He was a victim of circumstance!
ReplyDeleteDamn Amish.
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