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Friday, June 30, 2023

You can put an eye out doing that, Tristan

JUNE 27--A Minnesota man is behind bars following an unprovoked Skittles attack on restaurant patrons and employees, police report. 

Investigators say that Tristan Stetina, 19, walked into a Mankato eatery Friday afternoon and “began throwing Skittles at employees and customers.”

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19 years old? He looks more like 10.

4 comments:

  1. 19 years old, looks like 10, mentality of a 3 year old.

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  2. Once. He could hit me once with a Skittles and then I'd have to do something he and I would regret.

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  3. Mankato is a town of nearly 50,000. When police recognize you out of so many people just from he description a scared restaurant worker gave over the phone, it's long past time for you to grow up.

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  4. I got chased out of the local KFC for assault with a biscuit.

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