MASCOTTE, Fla. - A woman seen walking around naked, with only a towel wrapped around her, was arrested for exposing herself to children, according to Mascotte police.
Your honor, I was on my way to the local elementary school for childrens reading hour. I was supposed to be reading books to little kids when this officer arrested me! Oh, wait, we don't let straight people behave like that, do we? So why is it 'literal violence' to demand everyone behave that way? Why don't they get its about the kids? Groom all the 18 year olds you want! 8 year olds are off limits, bub.
Your honor, I was on my way to the local elementary school for childrens reading hour. I was supposed to be reading books to little kids when this officer arrested me!
ReplyDeleteOh, wait, we don't let straight people behave like that, do we? So why is it 'literal violence' to demand everyone behave that way? Why don't they get its about the kids? Groom all the 18 year olds you want! 8 year olds are off limits, bub.
Also drinking? No way...
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