Maybe a snake firework shoved up the tailpipe? Or could the muffler lose it's guts that way? I don't think it could be from the catalytic converter, because that would have to pass through the muffler.
When I was in college for the first time that happens to the girl friend of a friend of mine, a butt full of water. Don't know if it is relevant but she also liked other things up there.
My ex sister in law proved #7 to be true, as far as the enema. Her first time water skiing it happened. I don't actually know if there were a second time, although I have known her all my life, and was married to her sister for 11 years. It's my guess that she either never went again, or tried to put it out of her mind forever.
Power skiing enemas are a reality. And for women it can be a power douche...which can lead to peritonitis. Seen it happen several times. Nasty things can live in lake water.
#3: Never liked those things. They're so damn uncomfortable.
#5: He made the catch, and then the ground shook. He actually moves pretty well for someone that size.
#7: I think we've found a new TikTok challenge!
#8: I see that stupid spoiler and those tail lights, and I'm instantly happy to know this happened. One less asshole screaming around all night keeping half the city awake.
There's a gator farm about 20 miles away that has some monsters, 18 to 20 feet long.. They collect the hatched little ones and return them to the swamp as part of some deal they have with the wildlife and fisheries in the state JD..
#1 That bird ain't too bright, though he didn't get eaten this time. #2 I can see myself doing that. I've actually jumped off a bridge before, multiple times, thoug it wasn't as high.
#7, you're getting there!
ReplyDelete#8 What is coming out of that exhaust?
ReplyDeleteIt’s guts.
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Looks like the burned-out contents of the catalytic converter.
DeleteDo they still make glass-pack mufflers?
DeleteOver cooked rice
DeleteMF,
DeleteIt is?
It's a flaming turd!!!
DeleteMaybe a snake firework shoved up the tailpipe? Or could the muffler lose it's guts that way? I don't think it could be from the catalytic converter, because that would have to pass through the muffler.
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That chook in the first .gif is gonna be a touch too slow one day.
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ReplyDelete#5 The next Olympic event that I would actually watch.
#7 I always thought they were nuts because of debris floating in the water.
#8 Did that car just take a shit?
ReplyDeleteNot like the owner is going to when he starts pricing catastrophic converters.
DeleteA Sawzall cost less. Don't forget the respirator.
Delete#10, your local OSHA inspector just took a dive for his fainting couch.
ReplyDelete6) needle sharp puppy teeth.
ReplyDelete7) I've heard if that conditions are right that body skiing on water like that can give you a power enema.
When I was in college for the first time that happens to the girl friend of a friend of mine, a butt full of water. Don't know if it is relevant but she also liked other things up there.
DeleteMy ex sister in law proved #7 to be true, as far as the enema. Her first time water skiing it happened. I don't actually know if there were a second time, although I have known her all my life, and was married to her sister for 11 years. It's my guess that she either never went again, or tried to put it out of her mind forever.
DeletePower skiing enemas are a reality. And for women it can be a power douche...which can lead to peritonitis. Seen it happen several times. Nasty things can live in lake water.
Delete#5 actually bounced as he face planted. Impressive.
ReplyDeleteThe hand was still in motion when pup jumped up. Pup was desd on but the target moved while pup was in flight.
ReplyDeleteLesson learned: your degree of success is sometimes determined by others outside of your control. Identify those persons and render them impotent.
#3: Never liked those things. They're so damn uncomfortable.
ReplyDelete#5: He made the catch, and then the ground shook. He actually moves pretty well for someone that size.
#7: I think we've found a new TikTok challenge!
#8: I see that stupid spoiler and those tail lights, and I'm instantly happy to know this happened. One less asshole screaming around all night keeping half the city awake.
If I attempted #2, I would end up like #3.
ReplyDeleteThere's a gator farm about 20 miles away that has some monsters, 18 to 20 feet long.. They collect the hatched little ones and return them to the swamp as part of some deal they have with the wildlife and fisheries in the state
ReplyDeleteJD..
The good folks at Cirque du Soleil would probably be interested in auditioning the woman in #2.
ReplyDelete#2, Dang that girl has more cojones than most guys. She looks like loads of fun.
ReplyDelete#7 Must be pretty ripe if that's how she's gotta douche.
ReplyDelete#1 Man, that chicken's livin' life in the fast lane.
ReplyDelete#1 That bird ain't too bright, though he didn't get eaten this time.
ReplyDelete#2 I can see myself doing that. I've actually jumped off a bridge before, multiple times, thoug it wasn't as high.
#4 Fatty fatty, 2x4,
ReplyDeleteCan't get through the doggie door
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