My 3rd grade teacher was absolutely stunning. It was also the era of mini skirts and she was 6 feet tall. 7th grade math teacher was also outstanding. You could keep all the ones from high school though.
In 3rd grade for reasons that are vague now, Miss Muvahill, a freaking knockout who wouldn't be caught dead in slacks, put me under her desk. While she was sitting at it. I'm not sure but it was probably at that moment, without me even knowing it, that homosexual was most definitely crossed off my list.
I had an art teacher in 10th grade that was oooh la la beautiful. Never had sex with her but a few times she looked me dead in the eyes with that "come hither" look. Those were the days!
# 20. Those 2 were school teachers somewhat near me, the one on the left started the affair with her student and was doing it at the other ones apartment so her husband wouldn't come home and catch them.... if memory serves they both ended up doing the student together and somehow it got out.... They both lost their teaching jobs but not much else because the one on the left is the daughter of a judge in that jurisdiction.... It was big news for about a week then crickets... JD
We had a SMOKIN' hot teacher who taught us sex-ed in 6th grade. (In 1976) Looking back I remember long blonde hair done up in a bun, 38 c-d cups, 5' 9" with legs that went into infinity and black or cream-colored 3" heels. (She liked to wear dresses just a little longer than a miniskirt; went to about 4-5" above the knee.) Made for some uncomfortable students (boys classes were separated from girls classes) and no one was able to stand up right away after class. She was, I'm sure, number one in many boys' brains for a while.
#19 is oddly specific. That facial hair absolutely SCREAMS douchebag though.
#20: This never happened to me. Nothing even close. I also didn't have any even passable looking teachers until after high school, just a really good looking HS guidance counselor who had a knack for shutting down teenage boys and male teachers.
I don't get #16. Why 47? Because the meme maker ate 47 donut holes and is hoping that just adds up to 1 donut? Or is it a reference to a book or movie or something?
Take a breath. Relax. No need to over think things. It was just a random number. No link to Q-anon (that would be 17). It's not a secret code to the Reptilian Overlords. Go outside. Touch some grass. Look at some trees. Happy little trees, aren't they? Feel better? Good...
#14, moving to Tennessee from Commiefornia, ran into my 1st Southern gas station in Texarkana. Got the cat fish, it was awesome. Been chasing the dragon ever since. Forever hopeful, like a dog.
20, teachers didn't look like that in my high school ! lucky bastard. dave in pa.
ReplyDeleteHe’s only lucky if they didn’t get pregnant.
DeleteLaughing my ass off at this kid's picture.
DeleteIf they get pregnant, what are they going to do? Sue for child support and go to prison?
DeleteI had one that looked better.
DeleteIn senior class, she was 3 years older than me.
No kidding, I only had one teacher from 1 - 12 that was semi-bumpable and she was married to my cousin.
ReplyDeleteI had a hot, single teacher once, but I was in the first grade and didn't realize it until much, much later.
DeleteSo she was like Magic Garden hot right?
DeleteMy 3rd grade teacher was absolutely stunning. It was also the era of mini skirts and she was 6 feet tall. 7th grade math teacher was also outstanding. You could keep all the ones from high school though.
DeleteIn 3rd grade for reasons that are vague now, Miss Muvahill, a freaking knockout who wouldn't be caught dead in slacks, put me under her desk. While she was sitting at it. I'm not sure but it was probably at that moment, without me even knowing it, that homosexual was most definitely crossed off my list.
Delete#1 I'd say the one on the right is more along the lines of a double barrel 10 gauge.
ReplyDeleteTwosome is great, threesome is greater.
ReplyDeleteI like to be with two of em ..... that way, if a conversation breaks out I don't gotta be involved.
Delete#1 - I definitely prefer the 5.56.
ReplyDelete#2 - With toes like that, you can keep her!
I had an art teacher in 10th grade that was oooh la la beautiful. Never had sex with her but a few times she looked me dead in the eyes with that "come hither" look. Those were the days!
ReplyDeletethat wasn't "come hither" that was "oh what the fuck did he do now"
DeleteI wish my geometry teacher told me I had to be tutored at her house.
ReplyDeleteDamn! I've been reading these for years now. This may be your best work!
ReplyDeleteNo favorites; they are all Nummer wunn.
ReplyDeleteSign me up for the 7.62
ReplyDelete# 20. Those 2 were school teachers somewhat near me, the one on the left started the affair with her student and was doing it at the other ones apartment so her husband wouldn't come home and catch them.... if memory serves they both ended up doing the student together and somehow it got out.... They both lost their teaching jobs but not much else because the one on the left is the daughter of a judge in that jurisdiction.... It was big news for about a week then crickets...
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We had a SMOKIN' hot teacher who taught us sex-ed in 6th grade. (In 1976) Looking back I remember long blonde hair done up in a bun, 38 c-d cups, 5' 9" with legs that went into infinity and black or cream-colored 3" heels. (She liked to wear dresses just a little longer than a miniskirt; went to about 4-5" above the knee.) Made for some uncomfortable students (boys classes were separated from girls classes) and no one was able to stand up right away after class. She was, I'm sure, number one in many boys' brains for a while.
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#19 is oddly specific. That facial hair absolutely SCREAMS douchebag though.
ReplyDelete#20: This never happened to me. Nothing even close. I also didn't have any even passable looking teachers until after high school, just a really good looking HS guidance counselor who had a knack for shutting down teenage boys and male teachers.
I don't get #16. Why 47? Because the meme maker ate 47 donut holes and is hoping that just adds up to 1 donut? Or is it a reference to a book or movie or something?
ReplyDeleteTake a breath. Relax. No need to over think things. It was just a random number. No link to Q-anon (that would be 17). It's not a secret code to the Reptilian Overlords. Go outside. Touch some grass. Look at some trees. Happy little trees, aren't they? Feel better? Good...
Delete#14, moving to Tennessee from Commiefornia, ran into my 1st Southern gas station in Texarkana. Got the cat fish, it was awesome. Been chasing the dragon ever since. Forever hopeful, like a dog.
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