My first divorce after thirteen years was similiar. I was drunk on my ass, shorts an flip flops and had Just divorced and the date magic marked on my chest. A very happy day indeed.
Got a DWAI celebrating my divorce, but the REAL celebration came seven years later when the expression 'till death do us part' became clear. By then she had managed to destroy our three kids though.
Got served on Halloween, decree finalized April Fool's Day. The irony was rich. Cost me $400k, but, as a wise man once put it- divorce is expensive because it is WORTH IT!
Yeah, but how big a hit did his bank account/net worth take?
ReplyDeleteworth every penny
Deleteron
Been there, done that. The day my divorce was final I won $500 with a lottery ticket.
ReplyDeleteMy first divorce after thirteen years was similiar. I was drunk on my ass, shorts an flip flops and had Just divorced and the date magic marked on my chest. A very happy day indeed.
ReplyDeleteI got a tattoo to celebrate and remind me not to be that stupid again....
DeleteJD
Got a DWAI celebrating my divorce, but the REAL celebration came seven years later when the expression 'till death do us part' became clear. By then she had managed to destroy our three kids though.
ReplyDeleteThat "Just Divorced" sash was the "freebe" his lawyer gave him after it became final. The lawyer's name and 800 number is on the back half.
ReplyDeleteGot served on Halloween, decree finalized April Fool's Day. The irony was rich. Cost me $400k, but, as a wise man once put it- divorce is expensive because it is WORTH IT!
ReplyDeleteYou know why divorces are so expensive?
ReplyDeleteThey're worth it!