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Friday, July 14, 2023

Meanwhile, in Chicago...

CHICAGO - There have been at least 15 armed robberies reported in the Loop over the past month, Chicago police warn. 

Thieves, primarily riding Divvy bikes, have been robbing people at gunpoint in the early morning hours.

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  1. O.K. what is a divvy bike?....Stolen?

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    1. Had to look that one up, myself. It's one of those rental bikes you see lined up in cities that you swipe your credit card (or someone's credit card, anyway) and ride away on, charged by the hour. Ghetto wheels.

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  2. Nice that the city provides get away vehicles for the "underprivileged."

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  3. Paul Kersey'd clean it up in a heartbeat.

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  4. It's those evil "white Hispanics" again.

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  5. The cops can't research time and location of crime and trace back to credit card user? Tell the cops perp was wearing a MAGA hat. See if they can't find Obama son in a few minutes.

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    1. I'm sure those honest fellas were using their own credit cards.

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  6. One would think that aside from a medical emergency, it’s not smart to be out on the streets of any democrat-controlled city between midnight and sunrise. That’s when the orcs prey upon people. Vote democrat, get it Good. And. Hard. Tango Sierra, people.

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