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Thursday, July 27, 2023

Your Thursday Morning Florida Report

Meet Anastazia Cretcher and Alexander Dillman. 

Cretcher, 19, and Dillman, 26, were arrested after lifeguards reported seeing them having sex “in front of families and other beach goers” Monday afternoon in Daytona Beach, cops say.

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  1. Sure look like Rhodes Scholars, don't they...

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    1. yup. a product of the public education system for sure. and I bet they had either booze or drugs to help them along. dave in pa.

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  2. Calling her a pig would be an insult to pigs. Where is the queer boys bun? Most those little assholes wear the bun thing in their hair.

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  3. Folks are dumb where I come from
    They ain't had any learnin'
    Still they're happy as can be

    Doin' what comes naturally

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    1. Nobody under 40 will get this reference, Bogside.

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  4. This article no good without the incriminating pictures.

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  5. I'm heading to Daytona this afternoon. Guarantee I won't see anything quite like that.

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  6. They were probably making "content" for the slut's Only Fans page.

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  7. Were they on a rainbow-colored towel, and do they have personal pronouns? Because then what they did was stunning and brave.

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  8. Hell, who hasn't gotten a little frisky on the beach, or in a pool, hottub, backseat, frontseat, backyard ?????
    Doing what comes naturally, bumping ugly lmfao
    JD

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  9. If I recall correctly, that's what 19-yo girls do. Anywhere and everywhere.

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