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Tuesday, August 29, 2023

And I thought I was babyfaced.....

YUKON, Okla. (KFOR) — On August 8, Yukon Police got a call from a grandmother who said her 13-year-old granddaughter ran away from home. They were then able to ping the granddaughter’s phone and find the car to pull it over. 

“Inside, they found the 13-year-old and they found a 23-year-old who was posing as a 13-year-old to pick up this girl online,” said Aaron Brilbeck, the PIO for the OK County Sheriff’s Office.

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Actually, I was that babyfaced. I was carded in bars and liquor stores until I was 31.
But it worked out. I retained my youthful looks even today. I'm 64 years old and don't look a day over 60.

17 comments:

  1. Not to show you up Ken. Yesterday, I was at my Pri Care 6 mos. check up. During the intake where the nurse takes your vitals, we were jawing back and forth, somehow the conversation turned to age. The nurse said you don't look like a 76 year old man. I, of course, said "so how old do I look?" He said "around 60".

    I too was carded buying beer well into my late 20's, occasionally during my early thirties to which I usually responded Thank You.

    Nemo

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  2. You have to feel sorry for the kid. Women his age won't go near him since THEY don't want to be mistaken for a pedo!

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    1. Guess again. I never lacked for female 'companionship' from women my age or older.

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    2. That was 40 years ago. Your data may be a bit out of date.

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    3. I guess its only a myth that the young girls go for the older guys. When I was in high school (60 years ago), a teenybopper dating a college guy was a badge of honor for the girl! My, how times change.

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    4. There were so many loose women when I was young that we didn't even have to boink the fat ones. I mean we did, but you know.

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    5. History gets rewritten to suit the current culture it seems. Everyone now wants to pretend that this wouldn't be just written off as acceptable behavior a few decades back.

      I recall being in middle school (in the mid 80s) where a lot of us were aware of a 13 year old girl being "in a relationship" with a 28 year old. What I still remember now is thinking "Why is she with this guy? He seems like a loser. He's going bald and what a stupid mustache." Teachers knew, but nobody with any real power seemed to care. These days, something like that would bring a SWAT team through your door and get national news coverage.

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  3. Damn pedo... That's why I'm not a LEO. I would shoot him.

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  4. I keep a beard (mostly gray now) because I still get carded at 50 if I'm clean shaven.

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  5. Pedo yes, but at least give him credit for being straight.

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  6. Somebody asked me how old I was and when I said 73 they said I didn't look a day over 80....

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  7. I was carded at 27 to go into the "Grain Bin" in Garden City.

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  8. I was carded at a 7-11 for trying to buy a lottery ticket at the age of 52! and my stepson that was 20 didn't get carded ! The Hindu cashier looked at my drivers license in disbelieve !

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  9. Shit, I got carded for smokes and booze into my 50's.

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  10. hell, china-mart still cards if you don't look over 50. at least they do around here.

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  11. I guess I always looked 60 when I was 21 in Packie still look 60 just with less and grey hair and will be 64 in 2 months
    Thanks for all your readings WC, I guess it's Ken but always known as wirecutter. The best

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