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Monday, August 28, 2023

And now you know:

Fretting how much toilet paper you need after using the loo? Not to fear — an Australian pelvic expert has come to the rescue by divulging the proper number of wipes one should employ after doing one’s business, as seen in this video with over 4.5 million views online.
-Carlos

16 comments:

  1. One up,
    One down,
    One polish.
    -lg

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  2. The article don't apply to me since don't use toilet paper. I use a corn cob

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  3. Obviously never learned the bus-ticket procedure...

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  4. Why is shit tapered?

    So your arse doesn't slam shut.

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    1. Why do farts make noise?
      They aren't tapered.

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  5. Unspeakably stupid. There's so many factors that can/should modify that number. Quality of the paper, and how bad your diarrhea is, to name only two. Talk about an attempt to quantify the unquantifiable.

    John G

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    1. It HAS to be quantifiable. During WWII, there was someone, at a desk somewhere, that needed to know how much toilet paper needed to be shipped to England for the maintenance of our troops. Bullets, bombs, or toilet paper? Guns or butter? The answer was three sheets...one up, one down, and polish, as the first commenter posted.

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  6. I guess this destroys Sheryl Crow's 2 square mandate (forgot about that, didn't ya")
    - WDS

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  7. Something that has bothered me, How do blind people know when to stop wiping? Smell? Touch? Taste?

    Steve L.

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    1. Companion of the privy, that's how.

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  8. Doesn't he know about the three seashells?

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  9. Government study says max of 2 beers a week. Max of 2 wipes per shit. I see a pattern developing here

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    1. Fine. 2 beers max? 2 fucking terms max.
      - WDS

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  10. I never knew that you were supposed to count. I figured you just keep wiping until you were clean back there. I guess someone got a financial grant to do this dumb study. I almost said dumb ass study, but that pun would have been too easy.

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